There are a lot of things people would rather have than frontal lobotomies, that's for sure. For those who love their beer (and who doesn't), the most popular answer is another drink! The I Would Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy Patch makes it very clear that more booze is always welcome, especially when the alternative is having a chunk of your head opened up for brain surgery! This is one of those great Beer Patches that always have hilarious sayings on them.
What exactly is a lobotomy? It involves cutting some of the connections to the prefrontal cortex in the brain. These connections were believed to control aggression, and they were often performed on patients who had mental problems or who were declared to be sociopaths. The procedure was used a lot during the 40's and 50's, but research showed it really didn't work. Today, lobotomies are very rarely performed. Instead, patients are treated with different anti-psychotic drugs. So rather than having someone drill into your brain, have another beer!
This patch features white lettering on a solid black background with a thick die cut black border. It measures four inches long by an inch and a half tall. The patch can be ironed on to clothing or sewn on, which is recommended for leather items. Wholesale patches are also available if you plan on reselling patches at rallies or other events.
