When dealing with people, sometimes someone does something or says something that seems pretty random. You can't figure out what motivated them. If you work up the nerve to ask them, they might respond with what this patch says. The Because I'm An Asshole That's Why Patch is a fun way of making it clear you don't really have any other motivation except to be an asshole. After all, assholes don't need a reason to be an ass or to be rude. That's what makes them assholes! If you're looking for this patch, you'll find it in the Offensive Patches category on The Cheap Place.
There's really no reason to be an asshole, but some people are. Sometimes they're just rude and mean in general. Other times they're being asses because they've had a bad day or because other people have acted like assholes to them recently and they're pissed. Whatever the reason, they're assholes, and they don't care if they hurt your feelings or upset you. And if you're wearing this patch, you probably don't care about such things, either. Just realize that being an asshole to someone might come back to bite you in the butt later.
This offensive patch measures a standard four inches wide by one and a half inches tall. It's made from quality twill and embroidered in white. This is a sew on patch that can be easily added to leather items thanks to its die cut borders, which are done in black to match the background. If you ever need more than one of these patches, you can always look into ordering wholesale motorcycle patches so you save some money.
