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Funny Inspirational Patches

Find inspiration with these funny saying patches you can sew or iron on to your clothing. This is a collection of our patches that are both inspiring and funny at the same time. You can find more Funny Patches at our store by visiting the main funny patches category.

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Crazy Life Patch

I Love My Crazy Life Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Daddy Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Heaven Sent Patch

Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch

Time Flies when you are having Rum Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old, You Get Old Because You Stop Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Happy Wife Happy Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Happy Wife Happy Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Protect Freedom of Speech so We'll Keep Knowing Who the Assholes Are Patch

Protect Freedom of Speech so We'll Keep Knowing Who the Assholes Are Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rub Patch For Luck Patch

Rub Patch For Luck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Have The Right To Remain Silent Use It Patch

You Have The Right To Remain Silent Use It Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Remember Every Minute You're Angry You Lose Sixty Seconds of Happiness Patch

Remember Every Minute You're Angry You Lose Sixty Seconds of Happiness Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beast Mode Mode On Patch

Beast Mode Mode On Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Permanently Tired Patch

Permanently Tired Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch In RWB

Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch | Embroidered Patches

When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Broken Bones Club Member Patch

Broken Bones Club Member Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

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I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Make Cute Babies Patch

I Make Cute Babies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Patch

You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I love my hot wife Patch

I love my hot wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cell Phones And Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns And Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It Gets Worse before it gets worse Patch

It Gets Worse before it gets worse Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nobody Cares Work Harder Patch

Nobody Cares Work Harder Patch

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I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Be a Part of the Problem Be the Whole Problem Patch

Don't Be a Part of the Problem Be the Whole Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Iron on Patch

Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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What doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me Patch

What doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead Patch

When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead. It's the same thing when you are Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Guns Don't Kill People Dads with Pretty Daughters Do Iron on Skull Pistols Patch

Guns Don't Kill People Dads with Pretty Daughters Do Iron on Skull Pistols Funny Iron on Patch

4x3.7 inch +1 size as low as $3
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When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If Only Common Sense was more Common Iron on Patch

If Only Common Sense was more Common Patch

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I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Patch

Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Funny Iron on Patch

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If Being Sexy is a Crime Arrest Me Patch

If Being Sexy is a Crime Arrest Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

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Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Naughty Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Forgive And Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Iron on Morale Patch

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Build Your Own Dreams or Else Someone Will Hire you to Build Theirs Iron on Patch

Build Your Own Dreams or Else Someone Will Hire you to Build Theirs Iron on Patch

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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Brain the the most important Organ -Says The Brain Iron on Patch

Brain the the most important Organ -Says The Brain Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Gun In Hand Better Than Cop On Phone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun In Hand Better is Better Than Cop On Phone Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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You're not the Boss of Me Iron on Patch

You're not the Boss of Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep Working Welfare Depends On You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Keep Working Million On Welfare Depend On You Iron on Funny Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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God Guns and Gas Stoves Iron on Patch

God Guns and Gas Stoves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Two teeth are better than none Patch

Two teeth are better than none Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Luck has the Smell of Perspiration Iron on Patch

Luck has the Smell of Perspiration Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Iron on Patch

If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nope Not Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

Nope Not Today Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body under construction Patch

Body under construction Patch

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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bacon Beer Boobs Patch

Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It Is What It Is Patch In Gray | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It Is What It Is Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Red

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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What You See Is What You Get Patch | Embroidered Patches

What You See Is What You Get Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Hold My Drink I've Got to Pet this Dog Patch

Hold My Drink I've Got to Pet this Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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