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Funny Inspirational Patches

Find inspiration with these funny saying patches you can sew or iron on to your clothing. This is a collection of our patches that are both inspiring and funny at the same time. You can find more Funny Patches at our store by visiting the main funny patches category.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Mommy Cares Patch

Mommy Cares Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Brain the the most important Organ -Says The Brain Iron on Patch

Brain the the most important Organ -Says The Brain Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Gun In Hand Better Than Cop On Phone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun In Hand Better is Better Than Cop On Phone Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.99
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You're not the Boss of Me Iron on Patch

You're not the Boss of Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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God Guns and Gas Stoves Iron on Patch

God Guns and Gas Stoves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Two teeth are better than none Patch

Two teeth are better than none Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Luck has the Smell of Perspiration Iron on Patch

Luck has the Smell of Perspiration Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Iron on Patch

If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nope Not Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

Nope Not Today Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

You Find it Offensive I Find it Funny That's Why I'm Happier Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Body under construction Patch

Body under construction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bacon Beer Boobs Patch

Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
It Is What It Is Patch In Gray | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It Is What It Is Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Red

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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What You See Is What You Get Patch | Embroidered Patches

What You See Is What You Get Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Hold My Drink I've Got to Pet this Dog Patch

Hold My Drink I've Got to Pet this Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Nobody Cares Lift Harder Patch

Nobody Cares Lift Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Relax Nothing Is Under Control Patch

Relax Nothing Is Under Control Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Think it's Not illegal Yet Patch

Think it's Not illegal Yet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
ADHD is my Superpower Patch

ADHD is my Superpower Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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2 Wheels Move The Soul Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

4 Wheels Move The Body 2 Wheels Move The Soul Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Body by Burritos Patch

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
There are two genders a wide range of Mental disorders Patch

There are two genders a wide range of Mental Disorders Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Start None There Won't Be None Patch

Start None There Won't Be None Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Well My Mom was Right About Everything Patch

Well My Mom was Right About Everything Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This is My First Rodeo Patch

This is My First Rodeo Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Squeaky Wheel Gets the Oil Iron on Patch

Squeaky Wheel Gets the Oil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Armed With A Dangerous Mind Patch

Armed With A Dangerous Mind Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Dream Big Work Hard Stay Humble Patch

Dream Big Work Hard Stay Humble Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Smile It Looks Good on You Patch

Smile It Looks Good on You Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Hold on I got to Overthink About it Patch

Hold on I got to Overthink About it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sexy Mode On Patch

Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

What Scares you Excites Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
More Balls Than Brains Patch

More Balls Than Brains Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Help me Sweet Baby Jesus Patch

Help me Sweet Baby Jesus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck Me Running Patch

Fuck Me Running Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

I Love Trucks, Guns and TRUMP Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Guns don't kill people Dads with Pretty Daughters Do Large Back Patch

Guns don't kill People Dads with Pretty Daughters Do Skull and Pistols Patch

10x9.2 inch +1 size as low as $12.50
$24.99$12.50 Save 50%
I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I feel so vintage Patch

I feel so vintage Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Same Shit Different Asshole Patch

Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Patch

Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Who Is Your Daddy Patch

Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Cancel cancel Culture Patch

Cancel cancel Culture Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch In Red | Embroidered Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

3x2.75 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops Then Stand in Front of Them Patch

If You Can't Stand Behind Our Troops Then Stand in Front of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I will not comply Patch

I will not comply Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Orange Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Be Yourself Everyone Else is Taken Patch

Be Yourself Everyone Else is Taken Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Live Free Ride Wild Patch

Live Free Ride Wild Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Long Live the Beard Patch

Long Live the Beard Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's Not Personal It's Just Business Patch

It's Not Personal It's Just Business Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Be Happy it Drives People Crazy Patch

Be Happy it Drives People Crazy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
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