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Funny Inspirational Patches

Find inspiration with these funny saying patches you can sew or iron on to your clothing. This is a collection of our patches that are both inspiring and funny at the same time. You can find more Funny Patches at our store by visiting the main funny patches category.

I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Organic Iron on Patch

Organic Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Never Tell me the Odds Patch

Never Tell me the Odds Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love My Crazy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Wife Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Only Bikers Understand Dogs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Only A Biker Understands Why Dogs Like To Stick Their Heads Out Of Car Windows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Patch

Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like

This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love My Crazy Life Patch

I Love My Crazy Life Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Let's Accelerate Patch

Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Big Daddy Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Heaven Sent Patch

Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Heard Nothing Saw Nothing Said Nothing Patch

Heard Nothing Saw Nothing Said Nothing Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch

Time Flies when you are having Rum Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old, You Get Old Because You Stop Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Need a 6 month Vacation Twice a Year Patch

I Need a 6 month Vacation Twice a Year Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Happy Wife Happy Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Happy Wife Happy Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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World's Best Dad Patch

World's Best Dad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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World's Okayest Dad Patch

World's Okayest Dad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Rub Patch For Luck Patch

Rub Patch For Luck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Vibes Only Patch

Good Vibes Only Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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World's Best Mom Patch

World's Best Mom Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You Have The Right To Remain Silent Use It Patch

You Have The Right To Remain Silent Use It Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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World's Okayest Cousin Patch

World's Okayest Cousin Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Remember Every Minute You're Angry You Lose Sixty Seconds of Happiness Patch

Remember Every Minute You're Angry You Lose Sixty Seconds of Happiness Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Drill Baby Drill Patch

Drill Baby Drill Patch

2.75x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm here for the Freedom Not for the Snowflakes Patch

I'm here for the Freedom Not for the Snowflakes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Beast Mode Mode On Patch

Beast Mode Mode On Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Money Never Sleeps Patch

Money Never Sleeps Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Permanently Tired Patch

Permanently Tired Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Miss Obama Patch

I Miss Obama Patriotic Iron on Patch

3x3.1 inch as low as $2.50
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Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch In RWB

Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch | Embroidered Patches

When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Patch

Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Broken Bones Club Member Patch

Broken Bones Club Member Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You need to do Better Patch

You need to do Better Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Bark if you can't Bite Patch

Don't Bark if you can't Bite Patch

3x3 inch as low as $2.50
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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I love hot moms Patch

I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Mama Say's I'm Special Patch

Mama Say's I'm Special Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Make Cute Babies Patch

I Make Cute Babies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Patch

You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I love my hot wife Patch

I love my hot wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cell Phones And Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns And Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It Gets Worse before it gets worse Patch

It Gets Worse before it gets worse Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Nobody Cares Work Harder Patch

Nobody Cares Work Harder Patch

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I think therefore I am Iron on Patch

I think therefore I am Patch

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Don't Be a Part of the Problem Be the Whole Problem Patch

Don't Be a Part of the Problem Be the Whole Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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How you doin Keep it movin Patch

How you doin Keep it movin Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Iron on Patch

Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Patch

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What doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me Patch

What doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Living in the New World with an Old Soul Patch

Living in the New World with an Old Soul Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead Patch

When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead. It's the same thing when you are Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Red Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Guns Don't Kill People Dads with Pretty Daughters Do Iron on Skull Pistols Patch

Guns Don't Kill People Dads with Pretty Daughters Do Iron on Skull Pistols Funny Iron on Patch

4x3.7 inch +1 size as low as $2.50
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When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Only Common Sense was more Common Iron on Patch

If Only Common Sense was more Common Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Patch

Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Iron on Novelty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Patch

Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Being Sexy is a Crime Arrest Me Patch

If Being Sexy is a Crime Arrest Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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