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Funny Saying Patches for Ladies

This category features all our funny patches just for ladies. All these patches can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. Be careful to refrain from ironing on patches to leather, suede or nylon material. Heat will scorch these fabrics. You can however sew all our patches on to your clothing, they all feature embroidered borders.

Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Breast Cancer Patch

Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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Never Underestimate the Power of a Woman That Can Ride a Motorcycle Patch

Never Underestimate the Power of a Woman That Can Ride a Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Hearts Queen Skull Patch

Hearts Queen Skull Patch

4x4 inch as low as $3
$5.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Needs Big Tits When You Got An Ass Like This Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Southern Belle Iron on Patch

Southern Belle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Rockabilly Lady Skull Large Patch

Girly Skull and Roses Patch

10x8.6 inch +1 size as low as $12.50
$24.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Babe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Just Divorced Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Mattress Actress Patch

Mattress Actress Patch

3.4x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Biker Chick In Pink | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Sexy Mode On Patch

Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Biker Chick Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
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