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Funny Saying Patches for Ladies

This category features all our funny patches just for ladies. All these patches can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. Be careful to refrain from ironing on patches to leather, suede or nylon material. Heat will scorch these fabrics. You can however sew all our patches on to your clothing, they all feature embroidered borders.

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Patch

You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes It's All About Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes It's All About Me Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Yes As A Matter Of Fact I Do Have A Very Dirty Mind Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes As A Matter Of Fact I Do Have A Very Dirty Mind Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Breast Cancer Patch

Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Wine is my Spirit Animal Patch

Wine is my Spirit Animal Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Wicked Patch

Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Needs Big Tits When You Got An Ass Like This Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Whatever Patch

Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches

We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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Warning Bombshell Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Bombshell Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Trophy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sweetheart Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Sugar Skull Iron On Patch

Sugar Skull Patch

2.5x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sugar Skull Spades Small Patch

Sugar Skull Patch

2.9x4 inch as low as $3
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Stop Staring at my Boobs Iron on Patch

Stop Staring at my Boobs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Southern Belle Iron on Patch

Southern Belle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
She Devil Patch | Embroidered Patches

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sexy Patch White Pink | Embroidered Patches

Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Mode On Patch

Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Patch

Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Patch

Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rebel Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rebel Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Queen of the Universe Patch

Queen of the Universe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Queen B Patch | Embroidered Patches

Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of No One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Patch

Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Pineapple Patch

Pineapple Patch

2x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Permanently Tired Patch

Permanently Tired Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Patch

Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Naughty Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Sexual Preference is Often Patch

My Sexual Preference is Often Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Make a Bridge and Get Over It Patch

Make a Bridge and Get Over It Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth And A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth and A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Little Bitch Patch

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Wacky Bride Patch

Lady in Green Iron on Patch

2.5x3.8 inch as low as $2
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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