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Funny Saying Patches for Ladies

This category features all our funny patches just for ladies. All these patches can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. Be careful to refrain from ironing on patches to leather, suede or nylon material. Heat will scorch these fabrics. You can however sew all our patches on to your clothing, they all feature embroidered borders.

Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch

Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Patch

Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Cute Bear Iron on Patch

Cute Bear Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.9 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Sugar Skull Iron On Patch

Sugar Skull Patch

2.5x3.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Going to Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Summerbod Patch

Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Rockabilly Tattoo heart

Blood Sweat and Beers Funny Iron on Patch with Heart and Wings

4.6x3 inch as low as $3
$5.99$4.79 Save 20%
1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Patch

Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Patch

Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Loving It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Loving It Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

Do My Nipples Offend You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Patch

Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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High Maintenance Patch | Embroidered Patches

High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Zero To Bitch In 2 Seconds Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch With Pink

I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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If Mama is not Happy No one is Going to Be Happy Patch

If Mama is not Happy No one is Going to Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Breast Cancer Patch

Yeah They're Fake The Real Ones Tried to Kill me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Perfect But I'm Awesome Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Needs Big Tits When You Got An Ass Like This Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Southern Belle Iron on Patch

Southern Belle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Babe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
100 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

100 Percent Bitch Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Just Divorced Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Biker Chick In Pink | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Mode On Patch

Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Behind Every Successful Women is Herself Patch

Behind Every Successful Women is Herself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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She Devil Patch | Embroidered Patches

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Make a Bridge and Get Over It Patch

Make a Bridge and Get Over It Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love My Crazy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Husband Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Patch

Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Warning Sex Addict Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Wacky Bride Patch

Lady in Green Iron on Patch

2.5x3.8 inch as low as $2
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth And A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth and A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
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