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Funny Saying Patches for Ladies

This category features all our funny patches just for ladies. All these patches can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. Be careful to refrain from ironing on patches to leather, suede or nylon material. Heat will scorch these fabrics. You can however sew all our patches on to your clothing, they all feature embroidered borders.

Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Angel Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth And A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth and A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I Make Cute Babies Patch

I Make Cute Babies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Patch

Gee Let me Drop Everything and Work on Your Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
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Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Sweetheart Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Sexy Patch White Pink | Embroidered Patches

Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Little Bitch Patch

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
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Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch

Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Hashtag No Filter Patch

Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
High Maintenance Patch | Embroidered Patches

High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Happy Spouse Happy House Patch

Happy Spouse Happy House Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Emotionally Damaged Patch

Emotionally Damaged Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes I Do Bite Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Yes It's All About Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes It's All About Me Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Patch

I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Wicked Patch

Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Drunk Wives Matter Patch

Drunk Wives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%
Rockabilly Tattoo heart

Blood Sweat and Beers Funny Iron on Patch with Heart and Wings

4.6x3 inch as low as $3
$5.99$4.79 Save 20%
Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Body by Burritos Patch

Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Wacky Bride Patch

Lady in Green Iron on Patch

2.5x3.8 inch as low as $2
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Asphalt Angel Patch | Embroidered Patches

Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
100 Percent Total Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Cute Bear Iron on Patch

Cute Bear Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.9 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Patch

Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Love My Crazy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Husband Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Patch

Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
She Devil Patch | Embroidered Patches

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Great Condition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

I'm Really Easy to Get Along With Once You Learn to See Things My Way Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Naughty Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Patch

Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Patch

Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Where is My Burrito Patch

Where is My Burrito Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Patch

Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Queen of the Universe Patch

Queen of the Universe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Make a Bridge and Get Over It Patch

Make a Bridge and Get Over It Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Cage Free Iron on Patch

Cage Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Kick Ass Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Kick Ass Girl Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Free Range Iron on Patch

Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
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