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You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Patch

You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Funny Iron on Patch

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When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

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Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

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I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

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I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Patch

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I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Patch

I am an Acquired Taste If You don't Like Me You Should Acquire Some Taste Funny Iron on Patch

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Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

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Share The Road Save a Life Patch

Share The Road Save a Life Patch

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Life Begins at 60 Patch

Life Begins at 60 Patch

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Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

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Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Patch

Roughly Used But Still Under Warranty Funny Iron on Patch

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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Iron on Morale Patch

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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

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Proud Air Force Wife Patch

Proud Air Force Wife Patch

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Wrecking Crew Patch

Wrecking Crew Patch

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Commando Patch

Commando Patch

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Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

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My Backup Plan is My Original Plan but With a Lot More Alcohol Patch

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Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

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Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

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None of My Personalities Like You Patch

None of My Personalities Like You Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

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Things Just Got Weird Patch

Things Just Got Weird Funny Iron on Patch

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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

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Better to Fight for Something than Live for Nothing Patch

Better to Fight for Something than Live for Nothing Patch

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Evil is Powerless if the Good are Unafraid Patch

Evil is Powerless if the Good are Unafraid Iron on Morale Patch

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Director Patch

Director Patch

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Real Heroes Stand In front of the Weak Patch

Real Heroes Stand In front of the Weak Patriotic Iron on Patch

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Life Without Liberty is Like a Body Without Spirit Patch

Life Without Liberty is Like a Body Without Spirit Iron on Morale Patch

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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

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They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

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I love my Dad He is the Best Patch

I love my Dad He is the Best Iron on Morale Patch

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I love My Mom She is The Best Patch

I love My Mom She is The Best Iron on Morale Patch

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Daddy's Boy Patch

Daddy's Boy Patch

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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

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Girl Power Patch

Girl Power Patch

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Space Cadet Patch

Space Cadet Patch

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Gambler Patch

Gambler Patch

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Let Whoever Think Whatever Patch

Let Whoever Think Whatever Patch

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Mental Patch

Mental Patch

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Socialist Patch

Socialist Patch

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Atheist Patch

Atheist Patch

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Conservative Patch

Conservative Patch

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My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

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My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

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Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug And Eat CheeseCake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

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Rent Me Hourly Or All Night Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

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Warning Do Not Spank Me I Like It Way Too Much Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Do Not Spank Me I Like It Way Too Much Patch

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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

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Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

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Property Of An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Wife Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

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Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Funny Iron on Patch

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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

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Better To Live On Day As A Lion Than A 100 Years As A Sheep Patch | Embroidered Patches

Better To Live On Day As A Lion Than A 100 Years As A Sheep Iron on Morale Patch

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There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

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Are You Talking To Me Or My Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Talking To Me or My Tits Iron on Patch for Ladies

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Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

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When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

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Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Funny Iron on Patch

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Some Will Never Like Me And I Will Never Give A Damn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Will Never Like Me and I Will Never Give A Damn Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch

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Stop Texting Start Driving Patch | Embroidered Patches

Stop Texting Start Driving Patch

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Anything The Government Gives To You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Anything The Government Gives To You Was Taken From Someone Else Patch

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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

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I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

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Armed With A Dangerous Mind Patch

Armed With A Dangerous Mind Iron on Morale Patch

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Justice My Ass I Want Revenge Patch

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If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Patch

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You Have The Right To Remain Silent Use It Patch

You Have The Right To Remain Silent Use It Iron on Patch

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Only A Bastard Like Me Could Love A Bitch Like Her Patch

Only A Bastard Like Me Could Love A Bitch Like Her Patch

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Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

Don't Mess With Bikers They Don't Just Look Crazy Patch

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