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Commando Patch

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Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

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Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

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Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

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None of My Personalities Like You Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

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Things Just Got Weird Funny Iron on Patch

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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

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Better to Fight for Something than Live for Nothing Patch

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Director Patch

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Real Heroes Stand In front of the Weak Patch

Real Heroes Stand In front of the Weak Patriotic Iron on Patch

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Life Without Liberty is Like a Body Without Spirit Patch

Life Without Liberty is Like a Body Without Spirit Iron on Morale Patch

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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

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They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

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I love my Dad He is the Best Iron on Morale Patch

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I love My Mom She is The Best Iron on Morale Patch

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Daddy's Boy Patch

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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

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Girl Power Patch

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Space Cadet Patch

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Gambler Patch

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Let Whoever Think Whatever Patch

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Mental Patch

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Socialist Patch

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Atheist Patch

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Conservative Patch

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My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

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My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

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Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

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Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

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Warning Do Not Spank Me I Like It Way Too Much Patch

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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

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Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

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Property Of An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Wife Funny Iron on Patch

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If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

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Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Funny Iron on Patch

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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

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Better To Live On Day As A Lion Than A 100 Years As A Sheep Patch | Embroidered Patches

Better To Live On Day As A Lion Than A 100 Years As A Sheep Iron on Morale Patch

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There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

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Are You Talking To Me Or My Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Talking To Me or My Tits Iron on Patch for Ladies

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Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

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When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

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Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Funny Iron on Patch

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Some Will Never Like Me And I Will Never Give A Damn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Will Never Like Me and I Will Never Give A Damn Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Sleep With Your Wife Patch

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Stop Texting Start Driving Patch

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Anything The Government Gives To You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Anything The Government Gives To You Was Taken From Someone Else Patch

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I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

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Armed With A Dangerous Mind Iron on Morale Patch

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Justice My Ass I Want Revenge Funny Iron on Patch

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If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Patch

If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

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Support Our Troops Defending American Freedom Patch

Support Our Troops Defending American Freedom Patriotic Iron on Patch

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A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Patch

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I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

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My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Patch

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Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Patch

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Funny Iron on Patch

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In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

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Went As Strangers Came Back As Brothers Vietnam War Patch

Went As Strangers Came Back As Brothers Patch

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I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

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Put Down The Phone Patch

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Holligan Patch

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I Make Beer Disappear Funny Iron on Patch

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Outcast Patch

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Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch

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Thank You For Serving Our Nation Patriotic Iron on Patch

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Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Patch

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More Balls Than Brains Funny Iron on Patch

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Once Upon A Time Fuck You The End Patch

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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

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Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Patch

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