Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

Cancervivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rebel Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Asphalt Angel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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American Rebel Patch With Flags

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Zombie Hunter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Pimpster Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Vet Patch

2x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Bitch Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Biker Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Born Again Christian Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Worm Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Driller Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Deckhand Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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SAVED Christian Patch

4x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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FORGIVEN Christian Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Princess Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Infidel Patch Over Desert Sand

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Retired Patch

6x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Infidel Patch

6x1.5 inch as low as $2
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BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warrior Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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White Trash Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Made In USA Patch Reflective

4x1 inch as low as $1.75
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%
Reflective Patches

I Am My Brothers Keeper Patch

4x1.5 inch +6 colors as low as $1.50
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1 Cross 3 Nails 4 Given Christian Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Infidel Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sinner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Mechanic Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Skool Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2
$4.99
Reflective Patches
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Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Live To Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trophy Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Retired Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cowboy Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Amen Christian Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Life Is Good With Jesus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.