Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50 #4 in Biker Patches

These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50 #5 in Biker Patches

Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Zombie Hunter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%

DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50 #1 in Biker Patches

It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $0.75
$2.50

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50

Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50 #3 in Military Patches

Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
$2.50$1 Save 60%

High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

High Society Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Orgasm Donor Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$2.50

Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50

FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50
$2.50$1 Save 60%
$2.50

Official Asshole Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
$4

Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Cute But Psycho Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Crashing Sucks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50

Politically Incorrect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Show Your Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Trouble Maker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Shit Creek Survivor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

I Got My Own Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Grumpy Old Fart Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
$2.50$1 Save 60%
$2.50

Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Savage Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50

Heaven Sent Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50

Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50

Space Cadet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50

The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.

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