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Short Label Patches that Describe You

Browse the hundreds of different One to Two Word Self Descriptive Patches. We all have an alias we go by. A word that describes us. Are you a Bitch, Asshole, Smart Ass, Retired? You'll find all our Alias Patches listed here. You can also check out the Ranks and Titles Patches if you are looking for President, Founder type patches. RIDE SAFE and Don't Text and Drive. Know that You're an Asshole if you text and Drive.

Infidel Patch In Arabic | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Asphalt Angel Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Boobie Monster Patch
    $6$3
Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Biker Babe Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Retired Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3
Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch
    $3
Size Does Matter Patch
    $3
Orgasm Donor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.50$3
Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Biker Grandpa Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
My Dad's Biker Buddy Patch
    $3
Danger Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Deplorable Rocker Patch
    $3
Disabled Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3
High Maintenance Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Old Skool Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Bad Motherfucker Patch
    $3
Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Lady Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3
Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3
Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Bitch 1 Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.50
Princess Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Hashtag Bad Girl Patch
    $3
American Veteran Patch
    $3
Dunkin Deeznuts Patch
    $3
Official Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Triker Patch
    $3
No Club Patch
    $3
Biker In Training Patch
    $3
Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3
Sex Instructor Patch
    $3
Asphalt Cowboy Biker Patch
    $3
I Hate Everybody Patch
    $3
Warning Bombshell Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Grumpy Old Fart Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Trouble Maker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Christian Biker Vet Patch
    $3
Better Late Than Ugly Patch
    $3
Clean And Sober Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Biker Mom Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3

The huge range of patches available here are truly superb and the prices are the cheapest around for the quality on offer. Every biker will find something to suit in this magnificent range of iron on patches.

Take the 'Classic Bitch patch'. This simple patch is perfect for ladies with attitude. It is the female equivalent to the 'Classic Asshole patch' and is similar in design having a black rectangle shape with classic white lettering. This patch is perfect for those girls who don't care who thinks they are a bitch. It is also to let the men know they are not to be messed with. So for biker girls with attitude, this patch is the perfect addition to your biker gear.

When it comes to funny sayings, TheCheapplace.com have a host of patches available. For example in a witty take on the classic female saying 'Does my bum look big in this' we now have the 'Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat Patch'. This white on black patch is ideal for guys who like to have a laugh. It has been designed and created with top quality materials and has been finished with thick die cut borders which give it a much cleaner appearance. You can also take advantage of these thick borders for sewing this patch on to your jacket or vest with relative ease.

The 'Don't Be Scared Patch' is one for everyone; another classic white on black patch which will stand out on your biker gear. This fantastic patch is designed in a funky font which will look great on your clothing. Measuring 1.75 x 4 inches, this patch will look great anywhere on your jacket or vest especially on your sleeves or above your chest pocket.

I'm sure there are many of us who have experienced times when we were about to do something but then forget what it was! Well the 'Ever Stop To Think Then Forget To Start Again Patch' is a perfect patch for those of us who find this is a frequently increasing occurrence. If this does happen to you quite often then be rest assured you are not alone and with this patch on your jacket you will more than likely find a lot of people agreeing with you.

In another of the funny sayings patches, we have the 'Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch'. Well isn't this true!! A funny and witty patch which has been designed to give people you meet a chuckle, provided they aren't fat!

If you want to see more great patches then TheCheapplace.com has a huge variety which I will try to discuss in subsequent posts. The site mainly caters to Biker's with a great collection of Biker Patches.