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$1 a piece Wholesale Patches that describe your personality and character, AKA About Me

These Patches usually say something about the person wearing it. Describing the character or personality or taste of the patch bearer.

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

4x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Husband We Ride Together Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch

I'm Not Your Fucking Bro Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches

We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Out Of Estrogen And I Have A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Out Of Estrogen and I Have A Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Give A Damn Is Busted Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Give A Damn Is Busted Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Condom And Volunteer Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

For my Next Trick I need a Condom and Volunteer Trick Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Confused As A Kid In Ghetto Patch

I'm Confused As A Kid In Ghetto on Father's Day Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Love JC Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love JC Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I Hate Being Bipolar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Hate Being Bipolar But It's Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Wife And Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Wife and Gun Til Death Do US Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Delicious Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Fuckin Biker Who The Hell Are You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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We Went We Served We Ride With USA Pride Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

We Went We Served We Ride With USA Pride Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Funny Biker Patch

I'm A Lesbian Trapped In This Body Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Change The World But Will Leave A Scar Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love My Crazy Life Patch

I Love My Crazy Life Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible And US Constitution With My Own Life Patch

Sworn To Defend The Holy Bible and US Constitution With My Own Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Have ADD A Delicious Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Fluent In English And Sarcasm Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Fluent In English and Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Make Shit Happen Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Know License And Registration Patch In Red

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Patch In Red

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Funny Iron on Patch In Red

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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US Soldier I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Soldier It's not like I can and others can't It's that I Did and Others Didn't Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think You Would Drive Better With That Phone Shoved Up Your Ass Iron on Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Mind A Reasonable Amount Of Trouble Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Brotherhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brotherhood Of Loyalty Military Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement | Embroidered Patches

Thin Blue Line Proud Wife Patch For Law Enforcement

3x2.7 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Discontinued Products $1 About Me Patches