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$1 a piece Wholesale Patches that describe your personality and character, AKA About Me

These Patches usually say something about the person wearing it. Describing the character or personality or taste of the patch bearer.

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

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In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

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I Ride With USA Pride Patch

I Ride With USA Pride Patch

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I Make Beer Disappear Patch

I Make Beer Disappear Funny Iron on Patch

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I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch

I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Funny Iron on Patch

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If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

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I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Patch

I Would Rather Be An Honest Asshole Than A Fucking Liar Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

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7 Percent of Americans Wore the Uniform I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

7 Percent of Americans Have Worn a US Military Uniform Keeping our Country Free for 100% of Americans. I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

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I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Patch

I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Funny Iron on Patch

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Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch

I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Military Morale Patch

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I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Patch

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

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I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

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Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

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I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Patch

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

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I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

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I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, Respect our Flag, Proud American Patch

I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, I Respect our Flag, I am a Proud American Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch

I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Got My Own Back Patch

I Got My Own Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Patch

I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I live to Offend Patch

I live to Offend Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I survived Probation Patch

I survived Probation Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Kind of a Big Deal Patch

I'm Kind of a Big Deal Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patch

I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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If You met my Family you Would Understand Patch

If You met my Family you Would Understand Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Patch

I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Naughty Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Patch

I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

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50 Percent Single Patch

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Patch

I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Menace to Serenity Patch

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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This is My Clone Patch

This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Patch

My Whole Life is an Elaborate Plot to Find Weed Funny Iron on Patch

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I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Patch

I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

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Yes Please Patch

Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Patch

Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Patch

I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patch

I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patriotic Iron on Patch

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If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

If you Jingle my Bells I'll give you a White Christmas Patch

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They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I love my Dad He is the Best Patch

I love my Dad He is the Best Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I love My Mom She is The Best Patch

I love My Mom She is The Best Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Patch

I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Patch

My Dad Can Kick Your Dad's Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Lonely Patch

Lonely Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Identify as a Biker Patch

I Identify as a Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Libtard Patch

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

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My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Patch

My Stomach is Flat, The L is just Silent Funny Iron on Patch

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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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God Fearing Country Loving Conservative Patch

God Fearing Country Loving Conservative Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Patch

If Found Dead Delete my Browser History Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Wild and Free Patch

Wild and Free Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

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Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Patch

Sorry I'm Late I Got Here as Soon as I Wanted to Funny Iron on Patch

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I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm On Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

I'm One Bike Ride Away from a Good Mood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Discontinued Products $1 About Me Patches