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These Patches usually say something about the person wearing it. Describing the character or personality or taste of the patch bearer.

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

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Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

Polite As Fuck Funny Patch

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I Do All My Own Stunts Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do All My Own Stunts Funny Iron on Patch

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I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

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I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Iron on Morale Patch

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I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A People Person I'm Just Not A Stupid People Person Funny Iron on Patch

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This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

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Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

Work Sucks I'm Going Riding Patch

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I Know License And Registration Patch In Red

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

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I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Patch In Red

I'm Not Drinking Anymore Not Drinking Any Less Either Funny Iron on Patch In Red

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Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

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I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example Funny Iron on Patch

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US Soldier I Did And Others Didn't Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US Soldier It's not like I can and others can't It's that I Did and Others Didn't Patch

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Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

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I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch

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I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

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Brotherhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Brotherhood Of Loyalty Military Morale Patch

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Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sisterhood Of Loyalty Patch

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Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

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There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

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I Ride With USA Pride Patch

I Ride With USA Pride Patch

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I Make Beer Disappear Patch

I Make Beer Disappear Funny Iron on Patch

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I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch

I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Funny Iron on Patch

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Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

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I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

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I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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7 Percent of Americans Wore the Uniform I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

7 Percent of Americans Have Worn a US Military Uniform Keeping our Country Free for 100% of Americans. I am Proud to me One of Them Patch

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I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Patch

I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Funny Iron on Patch

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Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

Armed and Ready to Defend Myself Patch

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Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

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I'm Way too Hot Patch Psychotic

I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

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Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

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I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Patch

I have the Right to Remain Silent But I lack the ability Funny Iron on Patch

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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

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I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Patch

I Hunt the Evil You Pretend Doesn't Exist Military Morale Patch

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Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Patch

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

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Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

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I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

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I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

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I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, Respect our Flag, Proud American Patch

I Speak English, Stand for the Anthem, I Respect our Flag, I am a Proud American Patch

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I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch

I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patriotic Iron on Patch

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My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

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I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Patch

I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Funny Iron on Patch

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Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Patch

Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Funny Iron on Patch

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I live to Offend Patch

I live to Offend Funny Iron on Patch

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I survived Probation Patch

I survived Probation Funny Iron on Patch

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Broken Bones Club Member Patch

Broken Bones Club Member Patch

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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

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I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch

I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Kind of a Big Deal Patch

I'm Kind of a Big Deal Funny Iron on Patch

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I aim to Misbehave Patch

I aim to Misbehave Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patch

I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patriotic Iron on Patch

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If You met my Family you Would Understand Patch

If You met my Family you Would Understand Funny Iron on Patch

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I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

I know God will not Give me Anything I cannot Handle. I just Wish He Didn't Trust me So Much Patch

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I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Patch

I tried to Stop Cursing But I Cunt Naughty Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Patch

I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

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50 Percent Single Patch

50 Percent Single Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Patch

I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Funny Iron on Patch

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Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Patch

Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Funny Iron on Patch

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Menace to Serenity Patch

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

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This is My Clone Patch

This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

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I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Patch

I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

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Yes Please Patch

Yes Please Patch

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I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Patch

I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

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I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patch

I only regret that I have but one Life to Give for My Country Patriotic Iron on Patch

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They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

They can have my Gun When they Pry it from my Cold Dead Fingers Patch

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I love my Dad He is the Best Patch

I love my Dad He is the Best Iron on Morale Patch

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I love My Mom She is The Best Patch

I love My Mom She is The Best Iron on Morale Patch

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Discontinued Products $1 About Me Patches