Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch measures 4x1.5 inches and is Embroidered in Black / White. The Small Patch can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing such as Denim or Leather Jackets, Vests, Hats, Back Packs, Shirts. Features plastic backing and embroidered die cut borders. Perfect patch for people who accept that they are an asshole and they can do nothing better than keep being an asshole. It's a great gift to give to that one Asshole friend that you can't live without. You know he is an asshole but he is your friend and deserves to have this patch on his jacket.