Funny Naughty Saying Patches

Find our very naughty saying patches. If it has a bad word in it or if it kick starts your dirty mind, you'll find those patches right here under our naughty and funny category. If you want to find more patches like these take a look at our main Naughty Patches category. This particular category here only focuses on the funny sayings.

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Let's Pretend I Give a Shit and Leave it at That Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Loving It Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Orgasm Donor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Two Words One Finger Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Support Single Moms Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Body By Bacon Funny Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Official Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Shit Smiley Face Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Lollipops To Cocks Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Shocker Hand Sign Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch
    $3.99$2.99
If You Are Offended My Job Here is Done Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Support Single Moms One Dollar at a Time Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Eat Pussy And I Stutter Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck U Finger Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Designated Asshole Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Vaginaterian Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch
    $3.99
I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Route 69 Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Sunshine And Fuckin Rainbows Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Free Mustache Rides Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99