One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch  | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch
    $3.99
It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Black Bikes Matter Patch
    $3.99
Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch
    $3.99
Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Orgasm Donor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Beer Me Patch
    $3.99
Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch
    $3.99
I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Boobie Monster Patch
    $5.99
Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Politically Incorrect Patch
    $3.99
Body By Bacon Funny Patch
    $3.99
Official Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
High Society Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
White Trash Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Trouble Maker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Dunkin Deeznuts Patch
    $3.99
Boner Donor Patch
    $3.99
High Maintenance Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Vaginaterian Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
OG Patch
    $3.99
Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Reflective Patches
Rock Star Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Big Daddy Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Queen B Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Hakuna Matata Patch
    $3.99
Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Bad Motherfucker Patch
    $3.99
WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Designated Asshole Patch
    $3.99
Angel Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Devil Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
Boss Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Asphalt Cowboy Biker Patch
    $3.99
Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Fat Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Not Drunk Just Irish Patch - Irish Pride Patches | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Biker Chick In Pink | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Wicked Patch
    $3.99
Asphalt Angel Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Rebel Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Kick Ass Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Grumpy Old Fart Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Certified INSANE Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Size Does Matter Patch
    $3.99
Obedience School Drop Out Patch
    $3.99
Beer Is Food Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
357 Beats 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
She Devil Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Ride Naked Patch
    $3.99
Big Bad Wolf Patch
    $3.99
333 Half Evil Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Big Papa Patch
    $3.99
Redneck Rebel Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Traveling Freak Show Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches
    $3.99$2.99
SNAFU Patch
    $3.99
Sex Instructor Patch
    $3.99
Cougar Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Didn't Do It Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Sexy Patch White Pink | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Assman Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Not A Role Model Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Brains And Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I'm Special Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Sinner Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Bootylicious Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Nerd Patch
    $3.99
Bitch 1 Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Evil Patch With Devil Horns | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Hate Everybody Patch
    $3.99
BOB Broken Old Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch
    $3.99$2.99