One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch  | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch
    $3.99$2.99
It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Black Bikes Matter Patch
    $3.99$2.99
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
    $3.99$2.99
420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Orgasm Donor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Beer Me Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Educated Black Man Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Boobie Monster Patch
    $5.99$4.49
Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Politically Incorrect Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Body By Bacon Funny Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Official Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
High Society Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Big Daddy Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Trouble Maker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Dunkin Deeznuts Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Designated Asshole Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Vaginaterian Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
OG Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Rock Star Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
White Trash Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Queen B Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Hakuna Matata Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Boner Donor Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Big Bad Wolf Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Bad Motherfucker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Boss Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Not A Role Model Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Reflective Patches
Asphalt Cowboy Biker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Nerd Patch
    $3.99$2.99