One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch  | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch
    $3.99
These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch
    $3.99
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Black Bikes Matter Patch
    $3.99
420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Orgasm Donor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Beer Me Patch
    $3.99
I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Educated Black Man Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
    $3.99
Boobie Monster Patch
    $5.99
Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch
    $3.99$2.99
High Society Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99
Cute But Psycho Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Politically Incorrect Patch
    $3.99
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch
    $3.99
Dirty Little Freak Patch
    $3.99
Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Shit Creek Survivor Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
White Trash Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Body By Bacon Funny Patch
    $3.99
Body by Burritos Patch
    $3.99
Official Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
High Maintenance Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Vaginaterian Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches
    $3.99$2.99
OG Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Rock Star Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Big Daddy Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Queen B Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Grumpy Old Fart Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Trouble Maker Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Certified INSANE Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Dunkin Deeznuts Patch
    $3.99
Show Your Tits Patch
    $3.99
Hakuna Matata Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Boner Donor Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Out Of Order Patch
    $3.99$2.99
100% Awesome Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch
    $3.99$2.99
HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Big Bad Wolf Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Bad Motherfucker Patch
    $3.99$2.99
WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Big Papa Patch
    $3.99$2.99