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One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Savage Patch

Savage Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Don't Know Don't Care Patch

Don't Know Don't Care Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Body By Beer Patch

Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Don't Be Stupid Patch

Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Beer Me Patch

Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Libtard Patch

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
DILLIGAF Patch | Embroidered Patches

DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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Yes Please Patch

Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Boss Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boss Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Menace to Serenity Patch

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
$4.99$1.99 Save 60%
Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Abcdefucku Patch

Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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It Is What It Is Patch In Gray | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Dilligaf Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Rock Star Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $2.50
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357 Beats 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches

357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Biker Chick Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $2.50
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Bad Motherfucker Patch

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
OG Patch

OG Patch

2.5x2 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
$4.99
Reflective Patches
BOB Broken Old Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Trouble Maker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trouble Maker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Not A Role Model Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Dunkin Deeznuts Patch

Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Big Daddy Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Big Daddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Rebel Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rebel Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Orgasm Donor Red Cross Patch

Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Grumpy Old Fart Patch | Embroidered Patches

Grumpy Old Fart Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Sex Instructor Patch

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Educated Black Man Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Educated Black Man Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Cougar Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
Biker Chick In Pink | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Trophy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
$4.99$2.50 Save 50%
Orgasm Donor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Orgasm Donor Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
$4.99 Buy 10+ Save 50%
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