One Liner, Two Liner Funny Saying Patches 

We carry many different saying patches, some have long phrases others are short and sweet to the point. You'll find all our one or two liner funny short sayings in this category. You can also browse our Short Sayings patches to find more sayings that are not necessarily funny.

Cringe Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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100% Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Body under construction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hakuna Matata Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Resistance Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Get Some Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Boner Donor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2.5 inch as low as $2
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Big Papa Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trophy Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Assman Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Infidel Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Example Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Brains and Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I'm Delicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Evil Patch With Devil Horns

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I Hate Everybody Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Babe Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Sweetheart Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Fat Boy Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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100 Percent Bitch Patch

2x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Wicked Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kick Ass Girl Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Psycho Bitch Magnet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Sex Addict Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Just Divorced Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Naughty Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

Politically Incorrect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Show Your Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Drunk Wives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$4.99$3.99 Save 20%

It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
$4.99 Buy 5+ Save 20%