Shop Funny Patches
Shop all of our funny biker patches with hilarious pictures and sayings. Show off your personality, and spread the laughter with our funny patches for clothes, hats, backpacks and more. Our funny iron on patches can be added onto any fabric except for leather or nylon. Patches can be sewn onto these fabrics instead. Check out our subcategories of funny patches such as funny military patches, funny ladies patches, sarcastic sayings and more.
If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Iron on Morale Patch
4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Funny Iron on Patch
4x2 inch as low as $1.50
Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
In Marriage you have two Choices Be Right or Be Happy Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
Warning I'm an asshole walk away if you don't want your feelings hurt Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
Problem with Common Sense is that most people are Morons Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
Never Trust Anything That Bleeds 5 Days And Doesn't Die Funny Iron on Patch
4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man If He's Too Old to Fight He'll Just Kill You Patch
4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch
4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
ATF, Alcohol Tobacco Firearms, Should Be A Convenience Store, Not a Government Agency Patch
4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
About Our Funny Biker Patches
Have you ever read the funny patches on someone's jacket and burst out laughing? There are a lot of different funny motorcycle patches out there that you could add to your jacket to amuse and entertain your fellow bikers. The ones you choose will depend on your sense of humor and what fits with the other patches on your jacket, of course, but we have so many to choose from that you're sure to find a few that fit.
We love the personality and humor that these patches bring. They are perfect for all clothes including jackets, hats, jeans and even backpacks, and are the best funny motorcycle vest patches around. You can even buy wholesale funny patches.
Funny Patches FAQs
What types of funny patches are there?
Many funny patches feature embroidered words and phrases on them. While they're not the most eye-catching patches around, if people take the time to read them, they will be very amused. Covering your entire jacket or vest in biker patches that feature only white embroidered words on black backgrounds will certainly create an interesting look. In fact, it's almost as interesting as using brightly colored patches.
There are funny patches for clothes that span the spectrum of 'funny'. If you love puns, you'll find a few patches that make little plays on words. Then there are some that make ironic statements that are funny once you think about them for a minute. There are others that are flat-out jokes and a few that make fun of situations or people. They're all funny in some ways, but obviously, some will appeal to you more than others.
Funny image patches also exist. Like the sayings patches, some of them are fairly G-rated, and some are definitely adult-themed. It all depends on what kind of image you want to project and if you don't mind making some people angry.
How often do you update your collection with new funny patches?
Our selection of funny iron on patches is unmatched and consistently updated to stay current. We are always adding new funny biker patches to our inventory, so be sure to check back every now and then to see what’s new.
How many funny motorcycle patches should you put on your jacket or vest?
That all depends on you. Some people cover their entire jacket in funny iron on patches, but that can be a little overwhelming, especially if someone wants to read all of them. On the other hand, it does give you a chance to include all of your favorite jokes and phrases. These patches are a good way of getting your personality out there.
Some people love being the joker of the group. If you like making people laugh, you should add some funny biker patches to your motorcycle jacket or vest. These patches contain all sorts of jokes and funny sayings. Some of them may be a little on the offensive side, but that's what some people find hilarious. Others are more family-friendly jokes, but they're still pretty funny. You're sure to get attention with these types of patches on your jacket.