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Embroidered Beer Patches for Drinkers Iron on & Sew on

If you love drinking a few beers than you are definitely going to find something nice and funny beer patches.  We often have beer patches on sale. all embroidered beer patches you either iron on or sew on.  Have an idea for Beer Patch?  We can custom create a beer patch or you can order beer patches wholesale.

Got Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.50$3
Beer Is Food Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Beer Me Patch
    $3
Sinner Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Not Drunk Just Irish Patch - Irish Pride Patches | Embroidered Patches
    $3
Hashtag Drunk Patch
    $3
Hashtag Intoxicated Patch
    $3
I Make Beer Disappear Patch
    $3
Piss Off I'm Drinking Patch
    $3
Drunk Sluts Dig Me Patch
    $3
Bacon Beer Boobs Patch
    $3
Body By Beer Patch
    $3
I survived Probation Patch
    $3
Will Fuck For Beer Patch
    $3

Shop our Funny Embroidered Beer Patches

What is with girls trying to hit on any guy they see?  I know they might be desperate but that's no reason to bug me when I am out having a few beers with the guys.  Seriously, these chicks seem to just be like men magnets and have no qualms at all about who they'll sleep with.

However I on the other hand do have some standards and no matter how much I might want to get my leg over (as they say), there is no way I'm gonna sleep with some dog.  I do have my reputation to consider after all.

Now I know I sound like Mr. Perfect going on like this but at the end of the day I consider myself to be a good looking guy and I really don't need to be picking up these ugly girls just for a bit of slap and tickle.

I even bought an embroidered patch for my jacket which I point to when getting harassed by one of these ladies.  It's easier that way and avoids the need for me to point out that she hasn't been blessed in the looks department.  My If You Were Pretty I Would Do Ya Patch lets them know that I'm not interested in racking up another notch on my bedpost just for the sake of it.

My best friend on the other hand is not so fussy.  He likes to take advantage of the fact that he seems irresistible to some of these girls.  It makes him feel like Brad Pitt to have so many girls wanting to sleep with him and he's not bothered what they look like to be honest.  To him they are just a quick bump and that's all they'll ever be.

And he gets worse when he has a few beers inside of him.  So for these ladies, their luck is in when they meet him.  He also has an embroidered patch on his jacket which lets them know his position.  The Will Fuck For Beer Patch helps him to get a few free beers too (if you know what I mean).  Not to sound bad or anything but he actually got a few bangs of the ugly tree when he was born but it doesn't seem to bother some of these girls.  And he obviously enjoys what they are offering.  I have never heard him complaining anyway!