Embroidered Beer Patches for Drinkers Iron on & Sew on

If you love drinking a few beers than you are definitely going to find something nice and funny beer patches.  We often have beer patches on sale. all embroidered beer patches you either iron on or sew on.  Have an idea for Beer Patch?  We can custom create a beer patch or you can order beer patches wholesale.

Beer Me Patch
    $3.99
I Drink Beer Like a Fat Kid Eats Cake Patch
    $3.99
In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch
    $3.99
It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Not Drunk Just Irish Patch - Irish Pride Patches | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$3.19
My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Bacon Beer Boobs Patch
    $3.99
Beer Beer Beer Patch
    $3.99
Body By Beer Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Rockabilly Tattoo heart
    $5.99
Beer Is Food Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$3.19
I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$3.19
You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Got Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$3.19
Sinner Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
The Liver Is Evil It Must Be Punished Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Beer It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Menace to Sobriety Patch
    $3.99$3.19
When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch
    $3.99$3.19
One More Beer And I'm All Yours Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Will Fuck For Beer Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Instant Asshole Add Beer Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Money Can Buy Me Happiness Its Called Beer Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Patch
    $3.99
I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Drink Till She Is Cute Stop Before Wedding Patch
    $3.99$2.99
8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$3.19
I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches
    $3.99
Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Also Available In Sober Patch
    $3.99$3.19
I Only Drink On Days Ending In Y Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Hashtag Drunk Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Make Beer Disappear Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Go Away I'm Way too Sober to Deal With You Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Don't Bother I'm Not Drunk Yet Patch
    $3.99$3.19
I survived Probation Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Work is the Curse of The Drinking Class Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Hashtag Intoxicated Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Piss Off I'm Drinking Patch
    $3.99$2.99

Shop our Funny Embroidered Beer Patches

What is with girls trying to hit on any guy they see?  I know they might be desperate but that's no reason to bug me when I am out having a few beers with the guys.  Seriously, these chicks seem to just be like men magnets and have no qualms at all about who they'll sleep with.

However I on the other hand do have some standards and no matter how much I might want to get my leg over (as they say), there is no way I'm gonna sleep with some dog.  I do have my reputation to consider after all.

Now I know I sound like Mr. Perfect going on like this but at the end of the day I consider myself to be a good looking guy and I really don't need to be picking up these ugly girls just for a bit of slap and tickle.

I even bought an embroidered patch for my jacket which I point to when getting harassed by one of these ladies.  It's easier that way and avoids the need for me to point out that she hasn't been blessed in the looks department.  My If You Were Pretty I Would Do Ya Patch lets them know that I'm not interested in racking up another notch on my bedpost just for the sake of it.

My best friend on the other hand is not so fussy.  He likes to take advantage of the fact that he seems irresistible to some of these girls.  It makes him feel like Brad Pitt to have so many girls wanting to sleep with him and he's not bothered what they look like to be honest.  To him they are just a quick bump and that's all they'll ever be.

And he gets worse when he has a few beers inside of him.  So for these ladies, their luck is in when they meet him.  He also has an embroidered patch on his jacket which lets them know his position.  The Will Fuck For Beer Patch helps him to get a few free beers too (if you know what I mean).  Not to sound bad or anything but he actually got a few bangs of the ugly tree when he was born but it doesn't seem to bother some of these girls.  And he obviously enjoys what they are offering.  I have never heard him complaining anyway!