Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Patch. Embroidered with iron on backing. Measures 4x1.25 inches.
For those who turn into assholes instantly after having a few beers. Warn others, or use it as a funny patch to get others to laugh. You can sew it on to your leather vest or iron it on to hats and shirts.
My husband loves a beer and sometimes I actually think he loves it too much. All you really have to do to be sure of getting into an argument with him is to make sure he is stacked up with a load of beer. And it's not just me that falls foul of his temper when he has a few beers inside him. Anyone unlucky enough to be in the vicinity will get it in the neck.
He's not violent but he does like to argue when he's drunk. He's very opinionated and quite often will have something to say no matter what the topic of conversation is. And no matter what other people's opinions are on the topic, he will always have to argue. He is always right in his opinion. Thankfully he tends to be quite remorseful the next morning and lately he has been shying away from beer, in fact alcohol in general and I think it might have something to do with the patch that I bought for his biker jacket.
We both love to head out on his bike whenever we get the chance and we each have a stylish leather jacket. I often go looking for embroidered patches to apply to these jackets as I think they look really cool. So the last time I was searching online, I found this patch which I think is perfect for him. The Instant Asshole Add Beer patch is so fitting that I bought it and sewed it on as soon as it arrived. He laughed about it but I have noticed a significant reduction in the amount of alcohol consumed since then. So happy days I say as it seems to have done the trick.
If this keeps up I might have to buy him one of the other patches which I saw online. I was visiting TheCheapplace.com and found a host of fantastic funny patches which would look amazing on our jackets. However the one which I'll have to buy for him soon if he carries on in this vein is the Sober patch. However at the moment I really don't think he would appreciate it. I think I'll stick to the one embroidered patch I've already bought for him at the moment. I'm kinda liking the way he's not arguing with everyone every time we go out so I don't think I should push my luck!