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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Fuck Around Find Out Patch

Fuck Around Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50 #1 in Naughty Patches
I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Patch

I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
DILLIGAF Patch | Embroidered Patches

DILLIGAF Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50 #3 in Biker Patches
I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

Why Yes I am Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Patch

I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Patch

Lead me not into Temptation I know the Way Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Patch

Keep It Simple I'm Kinda Stoned Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Patch

I Hope I don't Blackout Because this is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Patch

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I aim to Misbehave Patch

I aim to Misbehave Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Patch

I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Reality Continues To Ruin My Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reality Continues To Ruin My Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Also Available In Sober Patch

Also Available In Sober Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Dilligaf Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
Move Along You Can't Handle Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Move Along You Can't Handle Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Some Will Never Like Me And I Will Never Give A Damn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Will Never Like Me and I Will Never Give A Damn Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Don't Forget To Pull My Hair And Smack My Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Forget To Pull My Hair and Smack My Ass Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
May All Your Ups and Downs be in Bed Patch

May All Your Ups and Downs be in Bed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Property Of An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Wife Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Are You Talking To Me Or My Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Talking To Me or My Tits Iron on Patch for Ladies

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Justice My Ass I Want Revenge Patch

Justice My Ass I Want Revenge Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Like Share Subscribe Patch

Like Share Subscribe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Even a Broken Clock is Right Two Times a Day Patch

Even a Broken Clock is Right Two Times a Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Proud Deplorable American Patch

Proud Deplorable American Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Deplorable Trumpster Patch

Deplorable Trumpster Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Asshole Customer Patch

Asshole Customer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Blink if you Want me Patch

Blink if you Want me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
To Be Frank I would have to change my name Patch

To Be Frank I would have to change my name Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Beer It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore Patch

Beer It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I've Seen Normal It Ain't Pretty Patch

I've Seen Normal It Ain't Pretty Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Meme War Veteran Iron on Patch

Meme War Veteran Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Tell Your Cat I said PSPSPS Iron on Patch

Tell Your Cat I said PSPSPS Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Come to the Dark Side We Have Munchies Patch

Come to the Dark Side We Have Munchies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
MAGA Mexicans Always Get Across Patch

MAGA Mexicans Always Get Across Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

Tattoos Titties and Motorcycles Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Do No Read The Next Sentence You Little Rebel I Like You Patch

Do No Read The Next Sentence You Little Rebel I Like You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Not One to Brag But I made it out of Bed Patch

Not One to Brag But I made it out of Bed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Lets Go Brandon Patch

Lets Go Brandon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

I'm Your Huckleberry Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50 #2 in Funny Patches
Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
Crashing Sucks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crashing Sucks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Fuck Your Feelings Patch

Fuck Your Feelings Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Sometimes I look Back at my Life and I'm Seriously Impressed I am Still Alive Patch

Sometimes I look Back at my Life and I'm Seriously Impressed I am Still Alive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Classy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patch

Classy Bitch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Am Who I Am Your Approval Is Not Needed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

Thick Thighs Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
FJB Patch - Fuck Joe Biden

FJB Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
Ass Gas Or Grass Nobody Rides Free Funny Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
These Are My Church Clothes Patch | Embroidered Patches

These Are My Church Clothes Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Spoiled Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spoiled Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Warning Protected by more Bikers than You want to Piss Off Patch

Warning Protected by more Bikers than You want to Piss Off Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch

Warning I will More than Likely Offend You at Some Point Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50 #4 in Funny Patches
Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
It's weird being the same age as old people Patch

It's weird being the same age as old people Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
My Other Toy Has Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch | Embroidered Patches

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me The Only Way I Learn Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Warning I Have Issues Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Have Issues Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Every Saint Has A Past Every Sinner Has A Future Patch

Every Saint Has A Past Every Sinner Has A Future Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker GrandPa Just Like A Normal Grandpa Except Much Cooler Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

Lick Me Til I Scream Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch

Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Just The Tip Bullet Patch

Just The Tip Bullet Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Biden The Quicker Fucker Upper Patch

Biden The Quicker Fucker Upper Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
In the nicest possible way Fuck You Patch

In the nicest possible way Fuck You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for any of this shit Patch

Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for any of this shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Never Underestimate the Power of a Woman That Can Ride a Motorcycle Patch

Never Underestimate the Power of a Woman That Can Ride a Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Follow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
420 Club Member Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

420 Club Member Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Genuine Asshole Made In USA Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
Trust Loyalty and Respect Fuck up 1 Lose all 3 Patch

Trust Loyalty and Respect Fuck up 1 Lose all 3 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
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