Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Yes I Do Bite Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch
    $3.99
Guns Have Two Enemies Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
If It's Sex Or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Beer Me Patch
    $3.99
I Love My Crazy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Boobies Make Me Smile Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
None of My Personalities Like You Patch
    $3.99
Hooter Inspector Patch
    $3.99
Hakuna Matata Patch
    $3.99
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch
    $3.99
I tried to Contain Myself But I escaped Patch
    $3.99
100% Awesome Patch
    $3.99
Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch
    $3.99
I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Redneck And Damn Proud Of It! Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Happy Wife Happy Life Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Boss Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Not A Role Model Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Love My Crazy Life Patch
    $3.99
I Do All My Own Stunts Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
It Is What It Is Patch In Gray | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Blink If You Want Me Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Nope Not Today Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch
    $3.99
Bacon Beer Boobs Patch
    $3.99
Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch
    $3.99
The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch
    $3.99
I'm Not With Stupid Anymore Patch
    $3.99
I'm Kind of a Big Deal Patch
    $3.99
My Sexual Preference is Often Patch
    $3.99
Loud Pipes Save Lives Biker Saying Patch  | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch
    $3.99