Funny Sayings

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

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$2.50

When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch

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$2.50

Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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I Didn't Do It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50

Guns Have Two Enemies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Guns Have Two Enemies Rust and Liberals Patch

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Trophy Wife Patch

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$2.50

Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

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Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

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Biker Chick Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

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$2.50

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

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$2.50

I'm Here To Fuck Shit Up Patch

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$2.50

Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Naughty Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

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I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

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$2.50

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

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$2.50

Do Not Pet Patch

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$2.50

After this we are getting Tacos Iron on Patch

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No Lives Matter You are all cunts Fuck you Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Hold my juice box and Watch this Patch

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My Rights Don't End Where Your Feelings Begin Patch

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Don't tell me what to do unless you are Naked Patch

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$2.50

Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Why Don't You Hide And Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Why Don't You Hide and Go Fuck Yourself Funny Iron on Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Happy Wife Happy Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Happy Wife Happy Life Funny Iron on Patch

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WTF Patch

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$2.50

Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Patch | Embroidered Patches

Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch

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Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

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Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75

$2.50

Girls Wanted Patch | Embroidered Patches

Girls Wanted All Positions Will Train Patch

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Out Of Estrogen And I Have A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Out Of Estrogen and I Have A Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

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To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Patch | Embroidered Patches

To Save Time Let's Assume I'm Always Right Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Assman Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Assman Patch

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I Love My Crazy Husband Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love My Crazy Husband Funny Iron on Patch

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You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike And That's Close Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike and That's Close Patch

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$2.50

Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch

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$2.50

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

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Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

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$2.50

Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1

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Done It All But Can't Remember It All Funny Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Done It All But Can't Remember It All Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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Warning Medicated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Medicated For Your Protection Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50

$2.50

All I Care About Is My Motorcycle and Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Patch

Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Hakuna Matata Funny Iron on Patch

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IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

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Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Patch

Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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The Fuck Up Fairy Strikes Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

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$2.50

I'm not shy I just have no interest in talking to idiots Patch

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My Dog Was Right About You Patch

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Rub Patch For Luck Patch

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Redneck Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

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I love hot moms Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

This is My First Rodeo Patch

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I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

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$2.50

Are We Going To Ride or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch

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Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50

$2.50

Smart Ass White Boy Patch | Embroidered Patches

Smart Ass White Boy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Men Not Needed For Riding A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

I may need Men for Somethings But Riding a Motorcycle Is not one of them Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1

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Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1

$2.50

Sleeps Well With Others Patch

3.25x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Got Weed Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Got Weed Funny Iron on Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75

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Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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If It's Sex or Bacon Wake Me Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Trophy Husband Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Patch

I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Honk If You've Never Seen A Gun Fired From A Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Fucking Fucktards Naughty Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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Funny Saying Patches

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