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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Not Drunk Just Irish Patch - Irish Pride Patches | Embroidered Patches

Not Drunk Just Irish Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick In Pink | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Queen B Patch | Embroidered Patches

Queen B Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Done It All But Can't Remember It All Funny Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Done It All But Can't Remember It All Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old, You Get Old Because You Stop Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch | Embroidered Patches

When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

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My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Medicated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Medicated For Your Protection Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Grumpy Old Fart Patch | Embroidered Patches

Grumpy Old Fart Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trouble Maker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trouble Maker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Guns Don't Kill People Dad's With Pretty Daughters Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

Guns Don't Kill People Dad's With Pretty Daughters Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hashtag No Filter Patch

Hashtag No Filter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body By Bacon Funny Patch

Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Patch

You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry Officer I thought you wanted to race Patch

Sorry Officer I thought you wanted to race Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dunkin Deeznuts Patch

Dunkin Deeznuts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Show Your Tits Patch

Show Your Tits Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Black Guns Matter Patch

Black Guns Matter Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Patch

I didn't Fart My Ass Blow you a Kiss Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

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I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

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I Flunked Anger Management Patch

I Flunked Anger Management Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fragile Handle with Care Patch

Fragile Handle with Care Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stop Reading My Patches Patch

Stop Reading My Patches Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Made in the 50's Patch

Made in the 50's Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm stuck between I need to save money and you only live once Patch

I'm stuck between I need to save money and you only live once Funny Iron on Patch

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I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

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Working Like Crazy to Support The Lazy Patch

Working Like Crazy to Support The Lazy Patch

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Suck it Up Snowflake Patch

Suck it Up Snowflake Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Behind Every Successful Women is Herself Patch

Behind Every Successful Women is Herself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Patch

I May Not Be Perfect but At Least I'm Not You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Country As Fuck Patch

Country As Fuck Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biden Sucks Kamala Blows Patch

Biden Sucks Kamala Blows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Your Mask is as Useless As Joe Biden Patch

Your Mask is as Useless As Joe Biden Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Participation Trophy Husband Patch

Participation Trophy Husband Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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People Say I'm Cheap but I'm not Buying it Patch

People Say I'm Cheap but I'm not Buying it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Come to me for Advice We will both end up in a bar Patch

Don't Come to me for Advice We will both end up in a Bar Patch

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I eat Milf and Cookies Patch

I Eat Milf and Cookies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Patch

I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rub Patch For Luck Patch

Rub Patch For Luck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Patch

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Not Friendly Patch

Not Friendly Patch

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50 Percent I Don't Know 50 Percent I don't care Patch

50 Percent I Don't Know 50 Percent I don't care Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Emotionally Damaged Patch

Emotionally Damaged Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Remember Every Minute You're Angry You Lose Sixty Seconds of Happiness Patch

Remember Every Minute You're Angry You Lose Sixty Seconds of Happiness Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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More You Fuck Around More You Find Out Patch

More You Fuck Around More You Find Out Patch

2.25x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Prayer The Ultimate Wireless Connection Patch

Prayer The Ultimate Wireless Connection Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Redneck And Damn Proud Of It! Patch | Embroidered Patches

Redneck and Damn Proud Of It! Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You're Happy And You Know It Grab My Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You're Happy and You Know It Grab My Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sticks And Stones Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones Buy Whips and Chains Excite Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Forgive And Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Make Me Open This Can Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Make Me Open This Can Funny Iron on Patch

3.75x2 inch as low as $1.50
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357 Beats 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches

357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge Patch | Embroidered Patches

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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She Devil Patch | Embroidered Patches

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Jesus Loves You You Are An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

Jesus Loves You I Think You Are An Asshole Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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