Funny Sayings

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Funny Iron on Patch

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Sticks And Stones Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones Buy Whips and Chains Excite Me Patch

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Admitting You Are an Asshole is The First Step Funny Iron on Patch

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Who Is Your Daddy Funny Iron on Patch

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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

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333 Half Evil Patch | Embroidered Patches

333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

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Traveling Freak Show Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Traveling Freak Show Patch

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I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch

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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

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Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

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Angel Inside Patch

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Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Funny Iron on Patch

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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Patch | Embroidered Patches

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Funny Iron on Patch

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As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch

Your As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Naughty Patch

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My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

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Do I Look Like A People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Look Like A People Person Funny Iron on Patch

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Old Coots On Scoots Patch

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Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

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My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

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Not A Role Model Funny Patch

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Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Do Very Bad Things and I Do Them Very Well Funny Patch

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I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon And Shot Of Tequila Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon and Shot Of Tequila Funny Iron on Patch

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Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine Fun Patch

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It Is What It Is Patch In Gray | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

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$2.50

My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Funny Iron on Patch

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Nobody Asked You Patch

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Not Drunk Just Irish Patch - Irish Pride Patches | Embroidered Patches

Not Drunk Just Irish Funny Iron on Patch

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Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

Being An Adult Is The Dumbest Thing I've Done Funny Iron on Patch

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Whatever Funny Iron on Patch

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I Do What I Want Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do What I Want Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old, You Get Old Because You Stop Riding Patch

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Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Don't Give A Rats Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth and A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch

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Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

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Yes As A Matter Of Fact I Do Have A Very Dirty Mind Patch

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Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

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A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Patch

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

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Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch

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Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

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I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Patch

I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

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Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Patch

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

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Good Vibes Only Iron on Morale Patch

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My Sexual Preference is Often Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Funny Iron on Patch

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Your hole is my Goal Patch

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Savage Patch

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I Googled my Symptoms Turns Out I just Need to Go Riding Patch

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Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

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Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Patch

Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

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Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

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Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

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I Feel a Sin Coming On Funny Iron on Patch

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It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

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It's Okay if You Don't Like me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Patch

It's Okay if You Don't Like me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Funny Iron on Patch

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If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

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Made in the 50's Novelty Iron on Patch

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Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

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Gay as Fuck Funny Iron on Patch

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Manamanah Funny Iron on Patch

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I feel so vintage Patch

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Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

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That's What I do I drink and I know Things Iron on Patch

That's What I do I drink and I know Things Patch

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I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

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All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Cat Patch

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I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

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Not Today Karen Patch

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That's What I do I fix Stuff and I know things Patch

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Stop Staring at My Dad Bod Patch

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Funny How Good Fella Patch

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Warning I have no Idea what I'm Doing Patch

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3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch

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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

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I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

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$2.50

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