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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes As A Matter Of Fact I Do Have A Very Dirty Mind Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes As A Matter Of Fact I Do Have A Very Dirty Mind Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of No One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Certified INSANE Patch | Embroidered Patches

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like

This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Live Laugh Love And If That Doesn't Work Load Aim And Fire Patch

Live Laugh Love and If That Doesn't Work Load Aim and Fire Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Politically Incorrect Patch

Politically Incorrect Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bitch Mode On Patch

Bitch Mode On Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Patch

I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch

I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Smile If You're Horny Patch

Smile If You're Horny Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Patch

I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Funny Iron on Patch

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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Patch

Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Patch

A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Ride it Like You Stole It Red Patch

Ride it Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Patch

God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

3.75x3 inch +1 colors as low as $2.50
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Little Bitch Patch

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

Rule Number One Never Touch my Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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GOBB Grumpy Old Biker Bastard Patch

GOBB Grumpy Old Biker Bastard Patch

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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

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Warning Sexual Harassment to This Body Will Not be Reported It will be Graded Patch

Warning Sexual Harassment to This Body Will Not be Reported It will be Graded Patch

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Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Patch

Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Naughty Patch

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Drunk Wives Matter Patch

Drunk Wives Matter Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

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Broken Bones Club Member Patch

Broken Bones Club Member Patch

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If You met my Family you Would Understand Patch

If You met my Family you Would Understand Funny Iron on Patch

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My Sexual Preference is Often Patch

My Sexual Preference is Often Funny Iron on Patch

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If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

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Boner Donor Patch

Boner Donor Patch

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IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Patch

Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Your hole is my Goal Patch

Your hole is my Goal Patch

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I Identify as a Biker Patch

I Identify as a Biker Patch

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Savage Patch

Savage Patch

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My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

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To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hellbound Patch

Hellbound Patch

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Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Patch

Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

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I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

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Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Patch

Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

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Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

Keep it Up I need Another Felony Conviction Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Did I say that Out Loud Patch

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Dirty Little Freak Patch

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Feel a Sin Coming On Patch

I Feel a Sin Coming On Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Professional Booby Massager Patch

Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Made in the 90s Patch

Made in the 90s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Please Cancel My Subscription to your Issues Patch

Please Cancel My Subscription to your Issues Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Smile It Looks Good on You Patch

Smile It Looks Good on You Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Never Trust a Fart Patch

Never Trust a Fart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I thought growing old would take longer Patch

I thought growing old would take longer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cracker Patch

Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come funny patch

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come Patch

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Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch Go Fuck Yourself

Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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