Funny Sayings

Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

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I Do Very Bad Things and I Do Them Very Well Funny Patch

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I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Funny Iron on Patch

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I Do All My Own Stunts Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do All My Own Stunts Funny Iron on Patch

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It Is What It Is Patch In Gray | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Gray

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My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Degree Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Degree Of Stupidity Funny Iron on Patch

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Made In USA With Irish Parts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Made In USA With Irish Parts Funny Iron on Patch

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Biker Chick Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

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This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch

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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

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Rebel Girl Patch

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I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Funny Iron on Patch

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Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

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Kick Ass Girl Patch

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Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

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$2.50

Warning I Don't Dial 911 Patch

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Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

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Warning Bombshell Patch

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Warning Sex Addict Patch

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Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth and A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch

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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

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I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Yes As A Matter Of Fact I Do Have A Very Dirty Mind Patch

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Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of No One Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Some Girls Chase Boys I Race Them Patch

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Certified INSANE Patch | Embroidered Patches

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

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This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

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$2.50

This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like Patch

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$2.50

Live Laugh Love And If That Doesn't Work Load Aim And Fire Patch

Live Laugh Love and If That Doesn't Work Load Aim and Fire Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Politically Incorrect Patch

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It's Called Fuck Off and It's Located Over There Patch

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$2.50

Bitch Mode On Patch

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$2.50

I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Patch

I Curse Way Too Fuckin Much I Got To Stop That Shit Naughty Iron on Patch

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$2.50

I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Funny Iron on Patch

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Motorcycles Make Me Happy You Not So Much Patch

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VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

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I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Patch

I Love My Spoiled Rotten Ungrateful Children Funny Iron on Patch

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If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

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When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch

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Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

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I Fuck On The First Date Naughty Iron on Patch

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Smile If You're Horny Funny Iron on Patch

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I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Patch

I May Be Old But At Least I Got To See All The Cool Bands Funny Iron on Patch

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Just The Right Amount Of Wrong Patch

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Warning Random Bitch Moments Patch

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I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

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$2.50

Size Does Matter Patch

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Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Patch

Fuck This Fuck That and Fuck You Too Naughty Iron on Patch

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A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Patch

A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Funny Iron on Patch

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Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Red Patch

Suffering from CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

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Ride it Like You Stole It Patch

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God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Patch

God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Funny Iron on Patch

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Fucking Fucktards Naughty Iron on Patch

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Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

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Little Bitch Patch

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Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

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Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

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GOBB Grumpy Old Biker Bastard Patch

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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

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Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

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Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

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Warning Sexual Harassment to This Body Will Not be Reported It will be Graded Patch

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Bad Girls Deserve a Good Licking Naughty Patch

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Drunk Wives Matter Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

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Broken Bones Club Member Patch

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If You met my Family you Would Understand Patch

If You met my Family you Would Understand Funny Iron on Patch

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My Sexual Preference is Often Funny Iron on Patch

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If I had Balls They Would be Bigger Than Yours Patch

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I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch

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Boner Donor Patch

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IV XX Patch 420 Pot Symbol

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Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Patch

Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Funny Iron on Patch

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Your hole is my Goal Patch

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I Identify as a Biker Patch

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Savage Patch

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$2.50

Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

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$2.50

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Funny Saying Patches