Funny Sayings

I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Not Be Perfect But My Dog Loves Me Cute Funny Iron on Patch

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I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Patch

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This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch

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When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

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Warning Bombshell Patch

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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

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Trouble Maker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trouble Maker Funny Iron on Patch

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Politically Incorrect Patch

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Stomp My Flag and I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

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Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Patch

Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Naughty Patch

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Show Your Tits Patch

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Warning Sexual Harassment to This Body Will Not be Reported It will be Graded Patch

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Drunk Wives Matter Patch

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Respect The Beard Patch

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I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

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I Flunked Anger Management Funny Iron on Patch

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Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

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Sometimes Violence is the Way Patch

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I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

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If Only Common Sense was more Common Iron on Patch

If Only Common Sense was more Common Patch

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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

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My Beard is the Only Hair that should be Between Your Legs Patch

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Mama Say's I'm Special Patch

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Too Loud Too Bad Patch

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Jesus Loves You You Are An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

Jesus Loves You I Think You Are An Asshole Patch

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Jesus Inside Patch

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Bad Motherfucker Patch

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Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

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Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

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The Man The Legend Patch

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SNAFU Patch

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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

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It's Okay To Stare Funny Iron on Patch

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Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

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OG Patch

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I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Come Here To Impress None of You Motherfuckers Patch

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Sexy Patch

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Infidel Patch

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I'm Special Iron on Morale Patch

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I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

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When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Patch | Embroidered Patches

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape Funny Iron on Patch

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Here Is An Idea Fuck You Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Do All My Own Stunts Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Do All My Own Stunts Funny Iron on Patch

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Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Patch

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Wicked Patch

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This Wife Has An Awesome Husband Patch

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Rebel Girl Patch

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My Husband Is The Hottest Biker I Know Patch

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Warning Sex Addict Patch

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Grumpy Old Fart Patch | Embroidered Patches

Grumpy Old Fart Funny Iron on Patch

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Naughty Girl Patch

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Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

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Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch

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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

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The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

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Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch

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Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Patch

Just So You Know I don't Mind Going Back to Prison Funny Iron on Patch

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I aim to Misbehave Funny Iron on Patch

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Boner Donor Patch

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Down with Panties Naughty Iron on Patch

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Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Funny Iron on Patch

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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

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For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

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Out Of Order Patch

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I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Patch

I Don't Go Crazy I am Crazy I just go normal from time to time Funny Iron on Patch

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Never Trust a Fart Funny Iron on Patch

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I thought growing old would take longer Patch

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Normal is Boring Funny Iron on Patch

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The Idea is to Die Young as Late as Possible Patch

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Hello My Name is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

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God Sent me to Teach you a Lesson Patch

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Assembled in USA with Mexican Parts Patch

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I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

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Life is Short Choose Happiness Patch

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Dream Big Work Hard Stay Humble Patch

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Show me The Butthole Patch

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I came I saw I had anxiety I left Patch

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