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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

I'm A Bitch Deal With It Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
2 Wheels Move The Soul Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

4 Wheels Move The Body 2 Wheels Move The Soul Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50
My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Prayer The Ultimate Wireless Connection Patch

Prayer The Ultimate Wireless Connection Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Redneck And Damn Proud Of It! Patch | Embroidered Patches

Redneck and Damn Proud Of It! Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50
If You're Happy And You Know It Grab My Dick Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You're Happy and You Know It Grab My Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Sticks And Stones Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones Buy Whips and Chains Excite Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Forgive And Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Don't Make Me Open This Can Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Make Me Open This Can Funny Iron on Patch

3.75x2 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
357 Beats 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches

357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Start None There Won't Be None Patch

Start None There Won't Be None Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge Patch | Embroidered Patches

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
She Devil Patch | Embroidered Patches

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Jesus Loves You You Are An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

Jesus Loves You I Think You Are An Asshole Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Jesus Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Jesus Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mess with Me You Mess With Trailer Park Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Original Gangsta Patch

Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Bad Motherfucker Patch

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Patch For The Faithfull | Embroidered Patches

Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Christian Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
Big Papa Patch

Big Papa Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
May Not Be Mrs. Right Patch

May Not Be Mrs. Right But I'll Fuck You Till She Shows Up Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Patch | Embroidered Patches

Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
100 Percent Total Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50
It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Funny Iron on Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch | Embroidered Patches

We Go By My Rules I Got The Pussy Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
The Man The Legend Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
Girls Wanted Patch | Embroidered Patches

Girls Wanted All Positions Will Train Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Men Not Needed For Riding A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

I may need Men for Somethings But Riding a Motorcycle Is not one of them Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Yes It's All About Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes It's All About Me Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
$2.50
Sex Instructor Patch

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm No Cactus Expert Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm No Cactus Expert Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1903 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Boss Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boss Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
OG Patch

OG Patch

2.5x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50
My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Cougar Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Sexy Patch White Pink | Embroidered Patches

Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Not A Role Model Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.75
$2.50
Reflective Patches
I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm Retired Go Around Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Come Here To Impress None of You Motherfuckers Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Asphalt Cowboy Biker Patch

Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Trophy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Route 69 Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Route 69 Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Rock Star Patch | Embroidered Patches

Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
Patches Saying Patches Funny Sayings