Funny Sayings

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

2 Wheels Move The Soul Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

4 Wheels Move The Body 2 Wheels Move The Soul Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1

$2.50

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Prayer The Ultimate Wireless Connection Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Redneck And Damn Proud Of It! Patch | Embroidered Patches

Redneck and Damn Proud Of It! Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

If You're Happy and You Know It Grab My Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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Sticks And Stones Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones Buy Whips and Chains Excite Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Forgive And Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Born To Ride Forced To Work Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Don't Make Me Open This Can Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Make Me Open This Can Funny Iron on Patch

3.75x2 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Start None There Won't Be None Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge Patch | Embroidered Patches

HMFIC Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50

She Devil Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Jesus Loves You You Are An Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

Jesus Loves You I Think You Are An Asshole Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Jesus Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mess with Me You Mess With Trailer Park Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Original Gangsta Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Bad Motherfucker Patch

3.75x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Hairdoo By Helmet Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Patch For The Faithfull | Embroidered Patches

Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Christian Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Wine Me Dine Me 69 Me Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

Big Papa Patch

3x0.75 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50

May Not Be Mrs. Right But I'll Fuck You Till She Shows Up Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Patch | Embroidered Patches

Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

100 Percent Total Bitch Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1

$2.50

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50

Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

Keep Staring I May Do A Trick Funny Iron on Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Dip Me In Honey Feed Me To Lesbians Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

The Man The Legend Patch

1.5x2.25 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Caution Too Hot To Handle Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50

$2.50

Girls Wanted Patch | Embroidered Patches

Girls Wanted All Positions Will Train Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Men Not Needed For Riding A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

I may need Men for Somethings But Riding a Motorcycle Is not one of them Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Yes It's All About Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes It's All About Me Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1

$2.50

Sex Instructor Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm No Cactus Expert Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm No Cactus Expert Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Long Day Need A Hug That Turns To Sex Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Patch | Embroidered Patches

Motorcycles Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1903 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Boss Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

OG Patch

2.5x2 inch as low as $1

$2.50

My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

My Parents Said So I Became An Asshole Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Not A Role Model Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.75

$2.50

Reflective Patches

I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm Retired Go Around Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Didn't Come Here To Impress Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Come Here To Impress None of You Motherfuckers Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Asphalt Cowboy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Route 69 Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Rock Star Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50

Bootylicious Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Shit Happens Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Sorry I'm Late But Fucking Off Takes Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Funny Saying Patches