Patches that says something to the one Reading it

When you look at thousands of patches and try to categorize them in some sensible way you realize sometimes you go nuts. Other times you realize there is a pattern. These patches in this category says something directly to the person reading your patch. I call them Engaging Patches. Mostly for good humor of course. I've also broken up our funny patches into worldly advice patches that have sayings which one would consider as wise knowledge. There are funny patches that fall into a third category which I like to call I'm patches. Mostly patches that say something just about yourself. Surely these patches overlap each other at times so I recommend if you have the time do check out the entire funny patches selection. RIDE SAFE

That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I'll show you how it's done Patch
    $3.99$2.99
None of My Personalities Like You Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches
    $3.99$2.99
One More Beer And I'm All Yours Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Before You Ask The Answer Is No Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
You Are Telling Me This Because Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Do I Look Like A People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99