Patches that says something to the one Reading it

When you look at thousands of patches and try to categorize them in some sensible way you realize sometimes you go nuts. Other times you realize there is a pattern. These patches in this category says something directly to the person reading your patch. I call them Engaging Patches. Mostly for good humor of course. I've also broken up our funny patches into worldly advice patches that have sayings which one would consider as wise knowledge. There are funny patches that fall into a third category which I like to call I'm patches. Mostly patches that say something just about yourself. Surely these patches overlap each other at times so I recommend if you have the time do check out the entire funny patches selection. RIDE SAFE

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch
    $3.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
But Did you Die Patch
    $3.99
Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch
    $3.99
Stomp My Flag And I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99
Fuck Off Patch
    $3.99
Lollipops To Cocks Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch
    $3.99
I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
You Are Here Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Abcdefucku Patch
    $3.99
Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Enjoying Freedom Thank A Vet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Hang Up And Drive Fucktard Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Offended You Are A Fuck I Dont Give Yoda Patch
    $3.99
Trump'n Roll Making America Great Again Patch
    $3.99$2.99
None of My Personalities Like You Patch
    $3.99
Show Your Tits Patch
    $3.99$2.99
You are not my Supervisor Patch
    $3.99
If You Can't Feed Them Don't Breed Them Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch
    $3.99
Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Who Is Your Daddy Patch
    $3.99
English Motherfucker You Speak It Patch
    $3.99