Patches that says something to the one Reading it

When you look at thousands of patches and try to categorize them in some sensible way you realize sometimes you go nuts. Other times you realize there is a pattern. These patches in this category says something directly to the person reading your patch. I call them Engaging Patches. Mostly for good humor of course. I've also broken up our funny patches into worldly advice patches that have sayings which one would consider as wise knowledge. There are funny patches that fall into a third category which I like to call I'm patches. Mostly patches that say something just about yourself. Surely these patches overlap each other at times so I recommend if you have the time do check out the entire funny patches selection. RIDE SAFE

Noone Owes You a Fucking Thing Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Thank you For Noticing Patch
    $3.99
No Thanks Patch
    $3.99$2.99
That's Mr Asshole To You Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Lollipops To Cocks Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
You Are Here Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch
    $3.99$2.99
I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Show Your Tits Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Blow it Out Your Ass Patch
    $3.99
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Hang Up And Drive Fucktard Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Fuck Off Patch
    $3.99$2.99
Keep Honking I'm Reloading Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Abcdefucku Patch
    $3.99
Quit Begging Start Working Patch
    $3.99
Fuck The Police Patch Except
    $3.99
I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Do I Look Like A People Person Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Lick Me Til I Scream Patch
    $3.99$2.99