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Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch - 4x1.5 inch

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  • 4x1.5 inch
  • Embroidered Patch for Jackets and Vests
  • Customize your Clothing with Patches
  • Sew on the Patch to Leather Jackets or Vests. Iron on the Patch to Denim Materials.
  • Features Plastic Iron on Backing. Heat Press at 270 Degrees Fahrenheit for 12-30 Seconds
  • Clean Cut Embroidered Borders for Easy Sewing
  • Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch
  • Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch
  • Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch
  • Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch

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Product Information

Color Black / White
Dimension 4x1.5 inch
Product Type Embroidered Patch for Jackets and Vests
Material 100% Rayon Thread Synthetic Embroidery. Plastic Backing with Japanese Iron on Glue. Twill Fabric.
Rating Everyone
Comments Customize your Clothing with Patches
Iron on Instructions To properly iron on the patch temperature is important and must be between 260-280 Degrees Fahrenheit. 30 Seconds of applied pressure at the correct temperature is needed using a household iron. 12 Seconds is enough if using a heat press.
Tips for Ironing on Patch Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and put the iron on top of your patch and press as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon!
Application Sew on the Patch to Leather Jackets or Vests. Iron on the Patch to Denim Materials.
Backing Features Plastic Iron on Backing. Heat Press at 270 Degrees Fahrenheit for 12-30 Seconds
Borders Clean Cut Embroidered Borders for Easy Sewing
Fabric Twill
Patch Style Text Only
SKU P5940

Product Description - Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch

Smile If You're Not Wearing Panties Patch measures 4x1.5 inches and is Embroidered in Black / White. The Small Patch can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing such as Denim or Leather Jackets, Vests, Hats, Back Packs, Shirts. Features plastic backing and embroidered die cut borders.

I have a motorcycle and use it to ride around different towns and I often meet up with other bikers on my travels.  I have also been known on occasion to meet some biker chicks too.  A lot of them ride with a group of bikers and as we all have common interests, we usually get along quite well.  The biker community is actually very close knit and as long as you are not an asshole, you will generally be accepted wherever you go.

I usually head out at the weekend with a couple of buddies and we ride to a different town and stay the night.  That way we can have a few beers and a bit of a laugh before heading on somewhere else the next day.  We have actually been having a competition to see if we can pick up a different girl in each town for a one night stand and we have been doing quite well.

I have a patch on my jacket which I like to show to the ladies and it usually works.  The Enjoy Me I May Never Pass This Way Again Patch gets me more chicks than I'd care to mention to be quite honest.  They think that they should take advantage of the fact that I'm up for a laugh and a quick fumble and they will never have to see me again and this mentality works for me too.

Now when it comes to biker chicks, they are not usually so easy to seduce.  Maybe it's because they are more worldly or they just have a bit more respect for themselves but some of these biker ladies are impossible to get anywhere with.  I have tried and so have a couple of the other guys I know but to this day only one of us has every succeeded.

And I am happy to admit it was me!  However I can't take the credit here as she was as up for a good time as I was and I didn't really have to do much work.  We were in a bar one Friday night when this amazing chick walked through the door in head to toe leathers.  She really was a sight to behold with long dark brown hair and these amazing blue eyes.  The three of us were instantly preening our feathers so to speak as were half the other guys in the bar.

She headed straight to the bar for a beer and luckily I was not too far from her when she turned and took her first sip.  We made eye contact and that was that!  I was hooked.  I decided to be brave and try my luck chatting her up.  I didn't even get that far.  I could tell immediately that there were no words required.  She saw my patch and laughed and then pointed to an embroidered patch on the arm of her jacket.  The One More Beer And I'm All Yours Patch made me laugh but I'll be honest I didn't think twice about buying her that other beer.

And it worked.  We hooked up that night in a room I had booked and to tell you it was the best night of my life would be an understatement.  When I woke the next morning she was already gone.  I felt used but not too upset about it.  I then realized how maybe I had been doing this to women for months at this stage and I have to admit I did feel a little bit ashamed.  That was one night of my life that I will never forget.

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