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Funny Biker Saying Patches for your Leather Riding Jackets

Collection of funny saying patches for our Biker customers. Find hilariously funny sayings to sew on your leather jacket here at TheCheapPlace. We are a small family company selling quality Biker Patches. You can view our main Biker Patches category for more awesome Biker Patch designs. You can also iron on these saying patches to denim material.

Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Cell Phones And Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns And Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cell Phones and Cars Are Deadlier Than My Guns and Bullets Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

I gotto Stop Falling in Love with Whores Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fat Biker Patch

Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Lets Get Naked Patch

Lets Get Naked Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lollipops To Cocks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lollipops To Cocks Patch

3x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Body By Bacon Funny Patch

Body By Bacon Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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You're Doing it Wrong Patch

You're Doing it Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Vaginaterian Patch | Embroidered Patches

Vaginaterian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning I void warranties Patch

Warning I void warranties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

I'm Here About The Blow Job Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry Officer I thought you wanted to race Patch

Sorry Officer I thought you wanted to race Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bikes Mark Their Territory Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikes Don't Leak Oil They Mark Their Territory Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Sexy For This Vest Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

Chubby Tattooed Bearded Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stop Reading My Patches Patch

Stop Reading My Patches Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Smoke Cigars Just To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yeah It's Dangerous Thats Why I Like It Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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GOBB Grumpy Old Biker Bastard Patch

GOBB Grumpy Old Biker Bastard Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Identify as a Biker Patch

I Identify as a Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I AM Iron on Patch

Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I am Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come funny patch

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it patch

I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are In Range Patch

4x1.25 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Sorry If I looked interested I'm not Patch

Sorry If I looked interested I'm Not Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Goat Patch

Goat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Come to me for Advice We will both end up in a bar Patch

Don't Come to me for Advice We will both end up in a Bar Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

I'm Not Fat I'm Just Easy to See Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Safety Second Patch

Safety Second Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for any of this shit Patch

Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for any of this shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rub Patch For Luck Patch

Rub Patch For Luck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Patch

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Iron on Patch

If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Iron on Patch

Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Pure Evil Iron on Patch

Pure Evil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Physically Fit and Tattooed as Shit Patch

Physically Fit and Tattooed as Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Duck on Board Bike Iron on Patch

Duck on Board Bike Patch

2.5x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Fat Biker Motorcycle Patch Embroidered

Fat Biker on Motorcycle Patch

3x2.63 inch as low as $1.75
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Goat on Bike Patch

Goat on Bike Patch

2.3x4 inch as low as $2.50
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Got Good News Patch | Embroidered Patches

Got Good News Just Saved a Bunch of Money on my Insurance by Outrunning the Cops Patch

4x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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If It Has Tits Or Wheels Sooner Or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

If It Has Tits or Wheels Sooner or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels Patch

Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels and a Motor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Funny Biker Patch

98 Percent of Harleys Sold are Still On The Road Only 2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Learn About Women Love Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

The more I Learn About Women The more I Love My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

When In Doubt Twist The Throttle Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If It Works Don't Fix It Patch

If It Works Don't Fix It Funny Biker Saying Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

I support Boobies and The Research To Save Them Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Never Tell me the Odds Patch

Never Tell me the Odds Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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All Bikers Are Assholes, Except Me Patch

All Bikers Are Assholes, Except Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Straight Outta Daytona Patch

Straight Outta Daytona Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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About to Void the Warranty Patch

About to Void the Warranty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ain't A Road High Enough for me to take Patch

Ain't A Road High Enough for me to take Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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