Funny Military Saying Patches

Some of the Funniest Military Sayings as iron on embroidered patches. If you've served in the US Military you'll enjoy looking through these funny military saying patches. RIDE SAFE and thank you for your service. You can find more Military style patches at our main Military Patches category.

Terrorist Hunting Permit Patch
    $4.99
Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches
    $3.99
FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
    $3.99
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
My Idea Of Help From Above Sniper On Roof Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch
    $3.99
Terrorist Hunting Permit White Patch
    $4.99
Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Infidel Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Where The Hell Is My Medication Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$3.19
Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$3.19
BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$3.19
This Is My Peace Sign Patch | Embroidered Patches
    $3.99
Medicated It's For Your Safety Patch
    $3.99
Merica Fuck Yeah Patch
    $3.99
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch
    $3.99
Bullet With Your Name On It Patch
    $3.99
SNAFU Patch
    $3.99$3.19
My Vet Makes Me Wet Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$3.19
US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$3.19
Get Some Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Incase of Emergency Grab AK and Go in The Woods Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Just The Tip Bullet Patch
    $3.99
Sniper Scope Smiley Face Patch
    $3.99$3.19
Join The Army Meet Exotic People Patch | US Army Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
CATFU Patch - Completely And Totally Fouled Up | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99
Back To Back World Champs Merica Patch | US Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99
Join The Navy Travel And Kill Them All Patch | US Navy Military Veteran Patches
    $3.99$2.99