Fun Humorous Saying Patches for Hats

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Patch

I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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I Make Shit Happen Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Redneck And Damn Proud Of It! Patch | Embroidered Patches

Redneck and Damn Proud Of It! Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon And Shot Of Tequila Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Take Life With A Grain Of Salt Slice Of Lemon and Shot Of Tequila Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have An Anger Problem You Have A Pissing Me Off Problem Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Beer Beer Beer Funny Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50

$2.50

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Patch

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Patch

God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Area 51 Tour Guide Funny Iron on Patch Alien Head

3x3 inch as low as $1.50

$2.50$1.50 Save 40%

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Smile If You're Horny Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Proud Deplorable American Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Warning I Have Issues Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning I Have Issues Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Things Just Got Weird Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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Blame it on the Whiskey Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Nosey Little Fucker Aren't You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Patch

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Patch

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50 #1 in Funny Patches

Boobies Make Me Smile Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobies Make Me Smile Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Patch

I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50 #5 in Funny Patches

I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Of Course I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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My Dog Is Cooler Than Most People Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Dog Is Cooler Than Most People Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Warning Medicated For Your Protection Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Medicated For Your Protection Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50

$2.50

Fragile Handle with Care Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50 #4 in Funny Patches

I Smell Hippies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Hate Being Bipolar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Hate Being Bipolar But It's Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm Not Insulting You I'm Describing You Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Life's A Bitch Then You Marry One Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Patch

Duct Tape Doesn't Fix Stupidity It Muffles The Sound Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Also Available In Sober Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me FUN Patch

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Do Not Interrupt Me When I Am Talking To Myself Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Patch | Embroidered Patches

Party Is Not Over Till You Smile For The Mugshot Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Patch

Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Deplorable Trumpster Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

The Only Running I do is Running Out of Money Patch

The Only Running I do is Running Out of Money Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Patch

I always Carry a Little Crazy With Me You Never Know When It's Going to Come in Handy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Patch

It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Up and Dressed What More Do you Want Patch

Up and Dressed What More Do you Want Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mess with Me You Mess With Trailer Park Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

3x1 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

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