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Funny Biker Saying Patches for your Leather Riding Jackets

Collection of funny saying patches for our Biker customers. Find hilariously funny sayings to sew on your leather jacket here at TheCheapPlace. We are a small family company selling quality Biker Patches. You can view our main Biker Patches category for more awesome Biker Patch designs. You can also iron on these saying patches to denim material.

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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All I Care About Is My Motorcycle And Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

All I Care About Is My Motorcycle and Maybe Like Three Other People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Orgasm Donor Patch | Embroidered Patches

Orgasm Donor Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Prayer Patch

Biker Prayer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch | Embroidered Patches

When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Designated Asshole Patch

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

I'm Confident My Last Words will Be, Are you Fucking Kidding Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old, You Get Old Because You Stop Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Dude Ace Of Spades, 8 Ball, Dice And Fun Small Patch | Skull Patches

Biker Skull Dice 8 Ball and Ace of Spades Patch

4x4 inch +3 size/colors as low as $3
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Genuine Asshole Made In USA Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Genuine Asshole Made In USA Patch

3x2.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

I just want to drink Coffee, Ride My Motorcycle and Take Naps Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Smiley Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Smiley Face Funny Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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Barfly Patch

Barfly Biker Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x3.2 inch as low as $2.50
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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Know I Know License And Registration Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch | Embroidered Patches

Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Only Bikers Understand Dogs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Only A Biker Understands Why Dogs Like To Stick Their Heads Out Of Car Windows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Naked Patch

Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Are We Going To Ride Or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are We Going To Ride or Are We Going To Dick Around All Day Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Afraid Of A Little Power Between My Legs Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm not Afraid of a Little Power Between My Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

It's not a Bad Mood It's My Personality Get Used to it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Think I'm A Bitch Meet My Daughter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Let My Big Tits Scare You I'm Really A Nice Person Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Irish Skull Cross Smoking Pipe Small Patch

Irish Skull Cross Smoking Pipe Patch

3.5x4 inch +1 size as low as $3
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Boobies Rule Patch

Boobies Rule Funny Iron on Patch

4x2.4 inch as low as $2.50
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The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

The Boobs are Real The Smile is Fake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches

Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Chick In Pink | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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FUBAR Patch Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

FUBAR Patch Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Full Throttle Til You See God Then Brake Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Some Need Theraphy I Have My Motorcycle Patch In Red

Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Trophy Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Trophy Wife Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Hard Or Stay Home Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Life's Good Patch | Embroidered Patches

Life's Good Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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357 Beats 911 Patch | Embroidered Patches

357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Bada Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch | Embroidered Patches

BADA Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fubar Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Fubar Patch

3.5x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Husband Has An Awesome Wife Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Hang Up And Drive Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Hang Up and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bitch Mode On Patch

Bitch Mode On Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch | Embroidered Patches

Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Booty Pirate Patch

Booty Pirate Novelty Iron on Patch

4x3.25 inch as low as $3
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Drunk Wives Matter Patch

Drunk Wives Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Next To Sex I Love My Harley Best Patch

Next To Sex I Love My Harley Best Patch

2.75x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Cougar Patch | Embroidered Patches

Cougar Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch | Embroidered Patches

Spank Me I've Been A Bad Girl Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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BOB Broken Old Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sexy Patch White Pink | Embroidered Patches

Sexy Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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To Ride Or Not To Ride That's A Stupid Question Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

To Ride or Not To Ride That's A Stupid Question Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Ain't Limping Aint Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Limping Aint Shit Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Shot Smiley Patch | Embroidered Patches

Shot Smiley Funny Iron on Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

In Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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Route 69 Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Route 69 Patch

2.5x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yes As A Matter Of Fact I Do Have A Very Dirty Mind Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes As A Matter Of Fact I Do Have A Very Dirty Mind Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Orgasm Donor Red Cross Patch

Orgasm Donor Medic Cross Patch

3x3 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Ride It Like You Stole It Orange Patch

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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