Funny Sayings

If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Iron on Patch

If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Patch

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Currently Unsupervised Patch

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I Work Harder than an Ugly Stripper Patch

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Ride It Like You Stole It Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

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She Devil Patch

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$2.50

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

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$2.50

Yes It's All About Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yes It's All About Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sure You Can Trust The Government Just ask an Indian Iron on Patch

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Bootylicious Patch

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$2.50

Warning May Look Cute And Cuddle Locked And Loaded Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning May Look Cute and Cuddle But I'm Locked and Loaded Patch

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$2.50

My Inner Child Is A Mean Little Fucker Patch

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White Trash Patch

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$2.50

I'm The Guy The Devil Warned You About Patch

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That's Mr Asshole To You Patch

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Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch

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$2.50

This Is What An Awesome Grandma Looks Like Patch

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I'm Not Yelling I'm Italian Funny Iron on Patch

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Blame it on the Whiskey Funny Iron on Patch

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Will Fuck for Tacos Patch

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I Hate People Funny Iron on Patch

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Remember Every Minute You're Angry You Lose Sixty Seconds of Happiness Patch

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I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

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Peace Was Never an Option Duck with Knife Iron on Patch

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My Life feels Like a test I didn't Study For Patch

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Crazy Bitch Patch

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My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Bike Is My Psychiatrist Patch

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Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

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$2.50

Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

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$2.50

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

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$2.50

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Made Some Mistakes I Wish I Could Do Again Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Have Enough Middle Fingers To Show You How I Feel Naughty Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Sinner Patch

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I Fuck On The First Date Naughty Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Sweetheart Patch

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Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Boobies Make Me Smile Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobies Make Me Smile Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult Patch

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My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Lady Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Vibrator Has 2 Wheels Patch

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$2.50

Biker Prayer Patch

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$2.50

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

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$2.50

Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

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Made in the 90s Novelty Iron on Patch

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I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

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Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Iron on Patch

Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Patch

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If You're Happy and You Know It Grab My Dick Patch

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$2.50

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

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$2.50

Shit Creek Survivor Patch

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$2.50

I Scored High On My Drug Test Patch

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Practice Safe Sex Go Fuck Yourself Patch

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$2.50

Fuck The Police Except You Officer Patch

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Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Patch For The Faithfull | Embroidered Patches

Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Christian Patch

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$2.50

What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Patch

What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man If He's Too Old to Fight He'll Just Kill You Patch

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I Could Use A Little Sexual Harassment Patch

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Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

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You Can't Scare Me I've Got Daughters Funny Patch

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$2.50

Reflective Small Dilligaf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Reflective Dilligaf Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.75

$2.50

Reflective Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

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BOB Broken Old Biker Patch

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$2.50

Biker Chick In Pink | Embroidered Patches

Biker Chick Patch

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$2.50

Sunshine and Fuckin Rainbows Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Warning I Don't Dial 911 Patch

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$2.50

Beast Mode Mode On Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Orange Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25

$2.50

Bad Planning on Your Part Does not Constitute and Emergency on My Part Patch

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$2.50

Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

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$2.50

Real Men Make Your Panties Wet Not Your Eyes Patch

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$2.50

Stop Reading My Patches Patch

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$2.50

I'm Just here to Establish my Alibi Patch

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$2.50

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid Patch

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$2.50

If it was inappropriate I probably Said it Patch

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I enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck Patch

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ADHD is my Superpower Patch

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$2.50

Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50

Snatch Kisses And Vice Versa Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like to Snatch Kisses and Vice Versa Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Penny For Your Thoughts Patch | Embroidered Patches

Penny For Your Thoughts Dollar for the Panties Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Designated Asshole Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75

$2.50

Biker In Training Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

2 Wheels Move The Soul Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

4 Wheels Move The Body 2 Wheels Move The Soul Patch

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