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If You're Happy and You Know It Grab My Dick Patch - 4x1.5 inch

P1111 by Ivamis Trading Patches 5/5 1 review

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4x1.5 inch
This is a Small Embroidered Patch for Clothing
Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats with a Heat Press
Designed for Bikers and Veterans

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Dimension: 4x1.5 inch
Color: Black / White
Fabric: Twill
Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
Borders: Clean Cut Embroidered Borders for Easy Sewing
Patch Style: Text Only
Material: 100% Rayon Thread Synthetic Embroidery. Plastic Backing with Japanese Iron on Glue. Twill Fabric.
Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 280 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and put the iron on top of your patch and press as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon! Watch Video
SKU: P1111
UPC: 840358410188
Description - If You're Happy and You Know It Grab My Dick Patch:
My boyfriend only thinks about his motorcycle and sex. These are his two main priorities in life and its something that I suppose I will just have to put up with. It can be annoying because he really can want to have sex at any opportunity.

When we first met this was fine but I'm not sure what happens when you have been together a while. You start to lose the desire to want to have sex every single night. These days, after being in work all day, I would much rather come home, have my dinner and then snuggle up on the sofa in my pajamas watching TV. Then once I its time for bed, the only thing I want to do is sleep.

I never used to be like this. In the early days I was the one who looked forward to our time in bed but lately I have become more inclined to feign sleep so I don't have to go through the motions. However, my boyfriend never seems satisfied. He could gladly have sex every night and twice a day if he could. That's when he's not out on his bike.

I can't fault his enthusiasm for life however. He is one of the most laid back and content people I have ever met. He is very rarely down and if he does get a bit upset occasionally, it will only be because he is a bit tired. And in all fairness, it really doesn't last too long. My only problem is that he seems to associate happiness with having sex when sometimes all I want is a kiss and a cuddle. His latest biker patch confirms what I always thought. The If You're Happy And You Know It Grab My Dick Patch shows exactly what way his mind works.

And I suppose I should be more into it but I really do seem to be so tired all the time. I have a job with much more responsibilities than I had when we first met so things have changed lately. However I know it is up to me to manage my life properly. Because thinking about it now, I can remember the fun we used to have and how we loved to jump into bed at a moment's notice. Oh my God, I really think I am becoming old! The more I think about it the worse it seems. I don't even have kids yet.

I can actually remember when I used to go out with my boyfriend on his motorcycle (because I gave that up too when I became old and boring!). I used to have leathers too and I had a few patches myself. Now I think about it, I had this one patch which I thought was hilarious and so true about my boyfriend. The If You Get Them By The Balls Their Hearts And Minds Will Follow Patch came true for me and I realize now that I have to get some of that fun and zest for life back again or I will end up on my own. In fact, I think I'll go and dig out my old leather jacket (that's if I can still get into it) and suggest that we go for a ride somewhere secluded for a bit of fun!