Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch measures 4x1.5 inches and is Embroidered in Black / White. The Small Patch can be sewn on or ironed on to clothing. You should sew patches on to leather jackets or vests. You know growing a beard used to be for lumberjacks and Bikers, but the millennials certainly have added a new twist to it with their pampered and combed beers. It's more of a fashion statement nowadays rather than something you grew to keep your face warm in the winter. I suppose these bearded men think their beards tinkle on a woman gets them wetter between their legs. Anyway it sounded like a cool saying, we think there will be bearded men out there wanting to put on such patch to try to get lucky with the ladies.