Funny and Wise Saying Patches

Look through these Wise Funny Saying Patches you can sew or iron on to your jackets and vests. Find the fun wisdom you've been looking for in this category of embroidered patches. Visit the main Funny Patches category for more funny patches.

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides Free Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Fear Dying, Fear Not Living Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $1.50
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Bad Decisions Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Prayer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

3x3.75 inch +1 size as low as $2
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Black Bikes Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Relax God Is In Control Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Just Trump It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Respect The Beard Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Life's Good Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Never Waste a Boner Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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