Funny Wise Sayings

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

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Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

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Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

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Ride it Like You Stole It Patch

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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

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A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Patch

A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Funny Iron on Patch

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Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

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Size Does Matter Patch

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Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Patch

Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

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Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth and A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch

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Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old, You Get Old Because You Stop Riding Patch

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When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

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Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sure You Can Trust The Government Just ask an Indian Iron on Patch

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Good Vibes Only Iron on Morale Patch

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Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Patch

Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Naughty Patch

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WTF Patch

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No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Funny Iron on Patch

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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

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Beer Is Food Funny Patch

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Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Patch

Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Iron on Morale Patch

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3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch

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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

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You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch

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Ride Naked Patch

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To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

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Some People Are Only Alive Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Are Only Alive Funny Iron on Patch

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Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch

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Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

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Prayer The Ultimate Wireless Connection Patch

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4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch

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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

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2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Funny Biker Patch

98 Percent of Harleys Sold are Still On The Road Only 2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Patch

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Happy Wife Happy Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Happy Wife Happy Life Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Patch

Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Funny Iron on Patch

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Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

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When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch

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Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

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If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Red Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

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Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

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Rehab Is For Quitters Patch | Funny Quote Phrase Saying Patches

Rehab Is For Quitters Funny Iron on Patch

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Guns Don't Kill People Dad's With Pretty Daughters Do Patch

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Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch

Time Flies when you are having Rum Funny Iron on Patch

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Live Laugh Love And If That Doesn't Work Load Aim And Fire Patch

Live Laugh Love and If That Doesn't Work Load Aim and Fire Funny Iron on Patch

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Never Trust a Fart Funny Iron on Patch

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Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Patch

Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Iron on Novelty Patch

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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

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Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

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It's Okay To Stare Funny Iron on Patch

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Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

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Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Naughty Iron on Patch

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I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

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Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Patch

Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Funny Iron on Patch

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Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Patch | Embroidered Patches

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Funny Iron on Patch

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Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch

Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Iron on Morale Patch

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God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Patch

God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Funny Iron on Patch

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Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

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Gun In Hand Better Than Cop On Phone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun In Hand Better is Better Than Cop On Phone Patch

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Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

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If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Patch

If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Iron on Morale Patch

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Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Patch

Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Iron on Morale Patch

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Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

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It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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If It Has Tits or Wheels Sooner or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

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Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

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15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch

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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

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Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Funny Iron on Patch

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If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

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Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Patch

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Funny and Wise Saying Patches