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Funny and Wise Saying Patches

Look through these Wise Funny Saying Patches you can sew or iron on to your jackets and vests. Find the fun wisdom you've been looking for in this category of embroidered patches. Visit the main Funny Patches category for more funny patches.

Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Sweat The Petty Stuff Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

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God Guns And Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

God Guns and Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch

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Relax Nothing Is Under Control Patch

Relax Nothing Is Under Control Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

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Never Waste a Boner Patch

Never Waste a Boner Patch

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Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

Strangers Have The Best Candy Patch

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Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug And Eat CheeseCake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

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Guns Have Two Enemies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Guns Have Two Enemies Rust and Liberals Patch

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God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

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Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

Save a Lollipop Suck a Dick Patch

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If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Puff Puff Pass Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

Puff Puff Pass Funny Iron on Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Crashing Sucks Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crashing Sucks Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch

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ATF Should Be A Convenience Store Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

ATF, Alcohol Tobacco Firearms, Should Be A Convenience Store, Not a Government Agency Patch

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Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

Live Fast and Die Young So You Can Look Good in your Grave Patch

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Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch | Embroidered Patches

Famous Last Words WATCH THIS Patch

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Life Begins at 60 Patch

Life Begins at 60 Patch

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Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Every Saint Has A Past Every Sinner Has A Future Patch

Every Saint Has A Past Every Sinner Has A Future Patch

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Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Patch For The Faithfull | Embroidered Patches

Be An Organ Donor Give Your Heart To Jesus Christian Patch

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Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Patch | Embroidered Patches

Growing Old Is Inevitable Growing Up Is Optional Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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Too Loud Too Bad Patch | Embroidered Patches

Too Loud Too Bad Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $2.50
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You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike And That's Close Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Buy Happiness But You Can Buy A Bike and That's Close Patch

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Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch | Embroidered Patches

Horn Broken Watch For Finger Patch

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No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Only Bikers Understand Dogs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Only A Biker Understands Why Dogs Like To Stick Their Heads Out Of Car Windows Patch

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Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

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Duct Tape Since 1942 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Duct Tape Turning NO NO NO into MMM MMM MMM Since 1942 Patch

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If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Funny Iron on Patch

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All Grown Up And Still Fascinated About Nipples Patch

All Grown Up and Still Fascinated About Nipples Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Ride It Like You Stole It Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $2.50
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If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Good Girls Are Bad Girls That Never Get Caught Patch

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BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can't Start Drinking All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning Funny Iron on Patch

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