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Funny and Wise Saying Patches

Look through these Wise Funny Saying Patches you can sew or iron on to your jackets and vests. Find the fun wisdom you've been looking for in this category of embroidered patches. Visit the main Funny Patches category for more funny patches.

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Caution Slippery When Wet Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Slippery When Wet Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.75
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Honk If You Love Jesus Text If You Want To Meet Him Patch | Embroidered Patches

Honk If You Love Jesus Text If You Want To Meet Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride it Like You Stole It Red Patch

Ride it Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Patch

A Friend with Weed is a Friend indeed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Size Does Matter Patch

Size Does Matter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Patch

Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth And A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch | Embroidered Patches

Loyal Chicks Come With A Smart Ass Mouth and A Crazy Ass Attitude Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Don't Stop Riding Because You Get Old, You Get Old Because You Stop Riding Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Patch

If I wanted to Listen to an Asshole I would Fart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sure You Can Trust The Government Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sure You Can Trust The Government Just ask an Indian Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Patch

Absence Makes the Heart Fondle Other People Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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WTF Patch | Embroidered Patches

WTF Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

No Matter How Good She Looks Someone's Tired Of Her Shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Is Food Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beer Is Food Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

3 Can Keep A Secret If 2 Are Dead Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Naked Patch

Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some People Are Only Alive Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Are Only Alive Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Prayer The Ultimate Wireless Connection Patch

Prayer The Ultimate Wireless Connection Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch | Embroidered Patches

When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Funny Biker Patch

98 Percent of Harleys Sold are Still On The Road Only 2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Happy Wife Happy Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

Happy Wife Happy Life Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Patch

Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Beer Me Patch

Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

Bearded Men Make Everything Better and Wetter Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep Working Welfare Depends On You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Keep Working Million On Welfare Depend On You Iron on Funny Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Free Hugs Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Hugs Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rehab Is For Quitters Patch | Funny Quote Phrase Saying Patches

Rehab Is For Quitters Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Guns Don't Kill People Dad's With Pretty Daughters Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

Guns Don't Kill People Dad's With Pretty Daughters Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Time Flies when you are having Rum Patch

Time Flies when you are having Rum Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Live Laugh Love And If That Doesn't Work Load Aim And Fire Patch

Live Laugh Love and If That Doesn't Work Load Aim and Fire Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Protect Freedom of Speech so We'll Keep Knowing Who the Assholes Are Patch

Protect Freedom of Speech so We'll Keep Knowing Who the Assholes Are Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Never Trust a Fart Patch

Never Trust a Fart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

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It's Okay To Stare Patch

It's Okay To Stare Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Patch

Fish Fuck It Shit Happens Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Patch

Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Patch | Embroidered Patches

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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What You See Is What You Get Patch | Embroidered Patches

What You See Is What You Get Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch

Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Patch

God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Relationship Advice Patch

Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Gun In Hand Better Than Cop On Phone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun In Hand Better is Better Than Cop On Phone Patch

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Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

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Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

Fuck It Before It Fucks You Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Patch

If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Iron on Morale Patch

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Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Patch

Don't Hate Me Because I Sin Differently Than You Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Ain't Limping Aint Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ain't Limping Aint Shit Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

Danger Is Inevitable Fear Is Optional Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Life Is Short Break Some Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Life Is Short Break Some Rules Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If It Has Tits Or Wheels Sooner Or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

If It Has Tits or Wheels Sooner or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Sarcasm Because Beating Up People Is Illegal Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sarcasm! Because Apparently Beating The Shit out of People Is Illegal Patch

3.5x2 inch as low as $1.50
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15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

How about Less Talk and a Little More Shut the Fuck Up Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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