Funny and Wise Saying Patches

Look through these Wise Funny Saying Patches you can sew or iron on to your jackets and vests. Find the fun wisdom you've been looking for in this category of embroidered patches. Visit the main Funny Patches category for more funny patches.

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Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Boys Make Good Toys Patch

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Marilize Legajuana Patch

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Nope Not Today Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Shit Happens Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Hang Up and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Piss Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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BADA Bikers Against Dumbasses Patch

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Do Not Arrest This Person Funny Iron on Patch

3.25x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere Funny Patch

3x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

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357 Beats 911 Patch

3.75x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

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Valley Of The Shadow Of Death Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.50
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Game Over Marriage Funny Iron on Patch

2x3 inch +1 size as low as $1.50
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Lol Funny Iron on Patch

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Two Words One Finger Patch

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Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

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Keep on Keeping On Patch

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Happy Spouse Happy House Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Happiness Is A Warm Gun Patch

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Don't Be a Douche Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

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Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Last Call For Anal Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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