Game Over Patch for all married couples. When the rings go on the game stops. You can iron or or sew this funny patch which measures 2x3 inches. Rectangular shaped. Embroidered in white over black. Resized to take up less room on your jacket. More room for other fun patches.
My sister is one of the biggest gossips that ever walked the earth. She always seems to know everything about everyone and thinks it's her duty to share this information with anyone who can hear. It doesn't matter if you don't want to hear it because she will just tell you anyway.
I don't know where she gets it from. I only have one sister and a brother and it is only her who is like this. My mom and dad don't act like this either. I actually think she must be insecure because she is so jealous of my wife and my brother's wife. She doesn't like our mom to spend any time with them at all. And even though she complains about my mom all the time, she still doesn't want her to spend any time with anyone else because she is 'her' mom.
Give me strength. It has come to the stage where I just have to switch off when she starts. Every time my wife and I go up to visit them, she just starts having a go about my brother and his family. Now I'm not dumb enough to think that she doesn't do the same about me and my family when we aren't there but its just not worth getting into an argument with her.
There are so many things that I want to say to her but I just can't because I know it will cause a huge row. Anyway I have found a way to get what I think across to my wife, etc without her knowing. I bought a biker patch for my jacket and everyone knows what it stands for except her. The Reflective DILLIGAF Patch is perfect for someone like her. It stands for Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck and this is really what I want to say but I really can't be bothered with the whole argument that will surely follow if I do say anything.
To be honest I don't know how her husband puts up with her because he must get it in the neck all day long. And he's a nice guy who likes a beer with his mates and to play a game of baseball with his kids. He's a great dad and to be honest he must be a good husband to put up with that because I seriously would have been out that door years ago if I had to put up with that crap all day long.
If only he was a biker too, then I could have bought him any number of embroidered patches which would be perfect for him. In fact the Game Over Marriage Patch would have been my first choice. It shows a couple in their wedding attire with the words 'Game Over' underneath and this was never more true than in his case.
I know she's my sister but sometimes I think she must have been adopted because how anyone can go on the way she does is beyond me. Even down to the fact that when my mom calls to tell us any news, she will be upset if she was not the first person that was told. Seriously, how old are you? You would think that once you were past the age of twelve, that you would start to grow out of this immature behavior but she is still the same at over forty years of age. I know there are probably people out there who don't believe me but I'll bet there are others out there who know exactly what I'm talking about.