In a group of friends these days there is usually a designated driver who will forego alcohol that night in order to drive everyone else home. Well some groups of friends also have someone that they call the designated asshole. This person can be relied upon to be a complete ass no matter what is going on.
However that person will still be kind of cool deep, deep down and that is why he is still part of your crowd. But at the end of the day he is still an asshole no matter what. If you have a friend like that then you might want to lighten the situation and buy him a Designated Asshole Patch.
This funny 4 x 1.5 inch patch is a classic white writing on a black background patch and is fun and cool. You can sew this patch on to any part of your biker gear using the thick die cut borders or for non-synthetic material it can be pressed on instead.