Funny Sayings

Your hole is my Goal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I Identify as a Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Savage Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

To Be Old and Wise You must First be Young and Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Hellbound Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Powered By Sarcasm and Coffee Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Rub Some Dirt On It, Everything Stops Bleeding Eventually Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Talk Shit Spit Blood Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I Just Want to go Riding and Ignore all My Adult Problems Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Patch

Repent so the Preacher Won't Have to Lie at your Funeral Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

For Entertainment Purposes Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Did I say that Out Loud Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Keep Calm and Return Fire Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Dirty Little Freak Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Your Face Would Look Better Between my Legs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I Feel a Sin Coming On Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

The More I meet People The More I love My Dog

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

If I throw a Stick will you go away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Professional Booby Massager Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Made in the 90s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Please Cancel My Subscription to your Issues Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Smile It Looks Good on You Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Trust Gets You Killed Love Gets you Hurt Being Real gets you Hated Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Never Trust a Fart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

3x2.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1

$2.50

Support Your Local Fuck Buddy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I thought growing old would take longer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Cracker Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come funny patch

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Gulf Foxtrot Yankee Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Let me apologize in advance for my behavior Tonight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Wood Spoon Survivor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Well that didn't go as planned My Life's Story Patch

Well that didn't go as planned My Life's Story Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Sarcastic Me NEVER Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I will make better mistakes tomorrow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Good Morning I see the assassins have failed Patch

Good Morning I see the assassins have failed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

If you don't sin a little Jesus Died for Nothing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Motorcycho Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Expert Multitasker, Listen Ignore, Forget all at the same time Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Normal is Boring Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I'm Only Talking to My Dog Today Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Vaccinated and Ready To Fuck Funny Iron on Patch

Vaccinated and Ready To Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

That's What She Said Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I'm Rednecker Than you Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Allow me To Introduce My Selves Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Hold on I got to Overthink About it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Hello My Name is Awesome Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50

$2.50

Wine is my Spirit Animal Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Assembled in USA with Puerto Rican Parts Patch

Assembled in USA with Puerto Rican Parts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Anti Social Club Member Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

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I'm not Super into Giving a shit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Girls Only Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Pussy Wrecker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Thou Shalt Not Try Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Another Successful Day of Disappointing My Parents Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Gay as Fuck Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Buck Fiden Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

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I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Help me Sweet Baby Jesus Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I can burn bridges because I know how to fucking swim patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

LGBTQ Lets Get Biden to Quit Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50$1.25 Save 50%

Milf'n ain't easy funny patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out Kid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Kind People Are My Kind of People Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Crazy Ass Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

VIP Very Immense Penis Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Toxic Don't Say I didn't Warn Ya Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Funny Saying Patches