Funny Sayings

Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

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Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

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Sorry Officer I thought you wanted to race Patch

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God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Patch

God is Great Beer is Good People Are Crazy Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Be An Asshole Don't Text and Drive Patch

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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

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Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Patch

Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

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Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Patch

Hear No Shit Speak No Shit Say No Shit Iron on Novelty Patch

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Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Patch

Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Funny Iron on Patch

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Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

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Save a Rooster Ride My Cock Patch

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My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

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Don't Know Don't Care Funny Iron on Patch

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Space Cadet Patch

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Bullet With Your Name On It Military Morale Patch

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Bikers have more Fun than People Patch

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Dumb Ass You Are Patch

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Naughty or Nice I can do both Patch

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Don't Be a Douche Patch

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Life is Short Smile While You Still Have Teeth Patch

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Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

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Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come funny patch

Sorry I'm Late I didn't want to come Patch

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You Can't Defeat Your Demons If You're Enjoying Their Company Patch

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Hold on I got to Overthink About it Patch

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Country As Fuck Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm not Super into Giving a shit Funny Iron on Patch

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Thou Shalt Not Try Me Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Like 106% Tired Funny Patch

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Be Happy it Drives People Crazy Patch

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BMM Black Money Matters Patch

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I Smell Hippies Patch

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I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

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I don't Work Here Patch

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Build Your Own Dreams or Else Someone Will Hire you to Build Theirs Iron on Patch

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When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Iron on Patch

When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Patch

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You're not the Boss of Me Patch

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We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Iron on Patch

We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Patch

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Southern Belle Patch

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For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

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I told you I was sick Patch

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One Nation Under Inflation Patch

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On The Spectrum Patch

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Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

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It's a Beautiful Day to be Antisocial Patch

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Me Weird Always Patch

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You probably know me from my Sextape Patch

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Don't Grow Up It's a Trap Patch

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What doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me Patch

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I Know I Know License And Registration Biker Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

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Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let Go Of My Ears I Know What I'm Doing Funny Iron on Patch

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Swallow Or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Patch

Swallow or I'll Put It In Your Eyes Funny Biker Patch

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Beer Is Food Funny Patch

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Forgive And Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Patch

Forgive and Forget But Keep A List Of The Names Iron on Morale Patch

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Paybacks Are A Motherfucker Patch

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HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge Patch | Embroidered Patches

HMFIC Patch

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Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

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Instant Asshole Just Add Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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Mess With Trailer Park Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mess with Me You Mess With Trailer Park Funny Iron on Patch

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Some People Are Only Alive Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Are Only Alive Funny Iron on Patch

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Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

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Big Papa Patch

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I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch

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Bikes Mark Their Territory Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikes Don't Leak Oil They Mark Their Territory Patch

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May Not Be Mrs. Right But I'll Fuck You Till She Shows Up Patch

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I Just Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Just Can't Fix Stupid Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch

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Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

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Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

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Do Not Arrest This Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Arrest This Person Funny Iron on Patch

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Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

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Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A High Five Funny Iron on Patch

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If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Misspell Words Patch | Embroidered Patches

If Guns Cause Crimes Pencils Cause Misspelled Words Patch

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Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Patch | Embroidered Patches

Congratulations On Your Ability To Make Drama Out Of Nothing Funny Iron on Patch

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Sorry Sarcasm Just Falls Out Of My Mouth Patch

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I'm Retired Go Around Me Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

I'm Retired Go Around Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Asphalt Cowboy Patch

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Brains and Tits Patch

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