Funny Sayings

Girls Only Patch

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Relationship Has 12 Letters So Does Fuck That Shit Patch

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I've Seen Some Shit Patch

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Before you ask why someone hates you ask yourself why you give a fuck patch

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I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

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I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Patch

I Would Totally Survive in a Horror Movie Funny Patch

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Ay Yo What the Fuck Patch

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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Patch

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I've Been Doing Biker Shit All Day Patch

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You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Iron on Patch

You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Patch

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It Will Probably Get Worse Iron on Patch

It Will Probably Get Worse Patch

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Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I AM Iron on Patch

Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I am Patch

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Country Boy Patch

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Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just not to me Patch

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Fast as Fuck Patch

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Blink if you Want me Patch

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Please Don't New York my Florida Patch

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Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Patch

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Fuck Y'All I'm From Texas Naughty Iron on Patch

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Heavily Sedated For Your Protection Patch

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I Didn't Fall Off I Ride My Own Patch

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My Other Toy Has A Dick Patch

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15 Grand 15 Miles Doesn't Make You A Biker Patch

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If It Has Tits or Wheels Sooner or Later It Will Let You Down Patch

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If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch

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Faster Than A Speeding Ticket Patch

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Original Gangsta Patch

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English Motherfucker You Speak It Naughty Iron on Patch

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Can You Shift Gears Or You Stuck On Stupid Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Can You Shift Gears or You Stuck On Stupid Patch

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Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

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Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Funny Iron on Patch

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Screw Housework Let's Ride Patch

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I Shaved My Pussy For This Patch

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Fat Biker Patch

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Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

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Don't Ask To Ride My Bike I Won't Ask To Fuck Your Wife Patch

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Proud Member Of Peta Patch | Embroidered Patches

Proud Member Of Peta Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

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I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

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If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

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Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

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Sex Instructor Patch

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Condom And Volunteer Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

For my Next Trick I need a Condom and Volunteer Trick Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

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I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

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I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

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Stranger With Benefits Patch

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Relationship Advice Funny Iron on Patch

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Not A Single Fuck Shall Be Given Today Patch

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Bad Example Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bad Example Patch

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If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Patch

If You Are Not Living On The Edge You Are Taking Up Too Much Space Iron on Morale Patch

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I'm Delicious Patch

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When Guns Are Outlawed I'll Be An Outlaw Patch

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Beer Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Patch

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If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport Funny Patch

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I Did Nothing Today And Still Got Paid Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Did Nothing Today and Still Got Paid Iron on Morale Patch

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Asphalt Angel Patch

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I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Know Right From Wrong Wrong Is The Fun One Funny Iron on Patch

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US VETERAN We Can Still Kick Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

US VETERAN Don't Let the Gray Hair Fool You We Can Still Kick Ass Patch

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Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Patch | Embroidered Patches

Fake Bikers Have An Image To Maintain Real Bikers Just Don't Give a Shit Patch

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When In Doubt Throttle It Out Patch

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My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Favorite Kind Of Beer Is Another One Funny Iron on Patch

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Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

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Warning Do Not Spank Me I Like It Way Too Much Patch

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Innocent Looking But Very Naughty Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Overstuffed With Awesomeness Iron on Morale Patch

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You're Never Lost On A Motorcycle Patch

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Get On Grab Tight And Don't Talk Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Get On Grab Tight and Don't Talk Patch

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Certified INSANE Patch | Embroidered Patches

Certified INSANE Funny Iron on Patch

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Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Patch

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Funny Iron on Patch

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Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

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American By Birth Asshole By Choice Patch

American By Birth Asshole By Choice Naughty Patch

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Why Because Fuck You That's Why Patch

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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

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I'm One Hot Flash Away From Kicking Someone's Ass Patch

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Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

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