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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Some People Are Only Alive Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Are Only Alive Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Lol Patch | Embroidered Patches

Lol Funny Iron on Patch

2.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You Patch

Don't Let My Big Dick Scare You I'm Really a Nice Person Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Used To Care But Now I Take A Pill Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Care But Now I Take A Pill Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Work So Hard So My Dog Can Have A Better Life Iron on Funny Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Retired Knows It All Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired Knows It All Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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Latina Rules Patch | Embroidered Patches

Latina Rules Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Next To Sex I Love My Harley Best Patch

Next To Sex I Love My Harley Best Patch

2.75x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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333 Half Evil Patch | Embroidered Patches

333 Half Evil Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x2.5 inch as low as $2
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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Patch

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Naughty Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Really A Bitch Just Play One Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Silence Is Golden Duck Tape Is Silver Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

4 19 Got A Minute Funny Stoner Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Fat Biker Patch

Fat Biker Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Traveling Freak Show Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Biker Patches

Traveling Freak Show Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Funny Biker Patch

98 Percent of Harleys Sold are Still On The Road Only 2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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Bikes Mark Their Territory Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikes Don't Leak Oil They Mark Their Territory Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

Sunshine On Chrome The Best Alarm Clock Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes It Takes A Tankful Of Fuel To Think Straight Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Kiss My Ass Patch

Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Patch

What Can I Do To Piss You Off Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Was Born Free Now I'm Expensive Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Patch

Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

I Only Ride This Way To Piss You Off Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Stupid People Piss Me Off Patch

Stupid People Piss Me Off Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch | Embroidered Patches

When They Come For Your Guns Give Them Your Bullets Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

Yeah It's Fast No You Can't Ride It Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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Proud Member Of Peta Patch | Embroidered Patches

Proud Member Of Peta Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Keep Working Welfare Depends On You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Keep Working Million On Welfare Depend On You Iron on Funny Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Sweat The Petty Stuff Pet The Sweaty Stuff Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Shaved My Balls For This Patch

I Shaved My Balls For This Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If My Wife Would Let Me Patch

If My Wife Would Let Me Ride Her as much as I ride my motorcycle, I'd be home right now Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Rehab Is For Quitters Patch | Funny Quote Phrase Saying Patches

Rehab Is For Quitters Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Learn About Women Love Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

The more I Learn About Women The more I Love My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Warning Frequent Blond Moments Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning This Chick Has Frequent Blonde Moments Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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Warning Retired Part Time Pain In The Ass Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Warning Retired and Work as a Part Time Pain In The Ass Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
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SNAFU Patch

SNAFU Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Angel Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Angel Inside Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Devil Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Patch | Embroidered Patches

Don't Argue With Me You Will Not Win Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Gun In Hand Better Than Cop On Phone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun In Hand Better is Better Than Cop On Phone Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
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If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Patch | Embroidered Patches

If It Wasn't For Flashbacks Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Out Of Estrogen And I Have A Gun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Out Of Estrogen and I Have A Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

Mean People Suck Nice People Swallow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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My Give A Damn Is Busted Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Give A Damn Is Busted Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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It's Okay To Stare Patch

It's Okay To Stare Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Patch | Embroidered Patches

Out Of My Mind Back In 5 Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Beautiful Intelligent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Beautiful Intelligent Truthful Charming Horny Bitch Naughty Patch

3x3 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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All Grown Up And Still Fascinated About Nipples Patch

All Grown Up and Still Fascinated About Nipples Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Come To The Dark Side Have Milk And Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Come To The Dark Side We Have Milk and Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Condom And Volunteer Trick Patch | Embroidered Patches

For my Next Trick I need a Condom and Volunteer Trick Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Despite The Look On My Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

Despite The Look On My Face You're Still Talking Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Fuggetaboutit Patch

Fuggetaboutit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Suffer From Insanity I Actually Enjoy It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Got This Patch For My Wife Awesome Trade | Embroidered Patches

I Got This Patch For My Wife Was an Awesome Trade Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Last Thing I Want Is To Hurt You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Patch | Embroidered Patches

Paddle Faster I Hear Banjo Music Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

Plenty Of Room For All Gods Creatures Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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BOHICA Patch - Bend Over Here It Comes Again | US Marine Corps Military Veteran Patches

BOHICA Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Do Not Arrest This Person Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do Not Arrest This Person Funny Iron on Patch

3.25x2.25 inch as low as $1.50
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As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Patch

Your As Useless As A Nun With Big Tits Funny Naughty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'll Act My Age When I'm 69 Funny Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Confused As A Kid In Ghetto Patch

I'm Confused As A Kid In Ghetto on Father's Day Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

8 Beers Away From Being My Type Funny Saying Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Milf Patch | Embroidered Patches

Milf Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1.50
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Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Zombies Eat Brains You Are Safe Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Some People Need A High Five Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some People Need A High Five Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

Sorry For Being So Fucking Sexy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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I Didn't Do It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Didn't Do It Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1 inch as low as $1.50
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I Will Not Remember Any Of This Patch | Embroidered Drinking Patches

I Will Not Remember Any Of This Naughty Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Old Coots On Scoots Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Old Coots On Scoots Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
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Stranger With Benefits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Stranger With Benefits Patch

3x1.5 inch as low as $1.50
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Embroidered Patches Saying Patches Funny Sayings