Funny Sayings

VFW Veterans Fucked By Washington Patch

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I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

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Shit Happens When You Party Naked Funny Iron on Patch

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The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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Educated Black Man Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Educated Black Man Funny Iron on Patch

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Remember When Sex Was Safe Motorcycle Were Dangerous Patch

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Your Ass Must Be Jealous Of All The Shit That Comes Out Of Your Mouth Patch

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Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobs Are For Squeezing Fun Naughty Patch

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I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Patch

I Am Starting To Think I Will Never Be Old Enough To Know Better Iron on Morale Patch

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Babe Patch

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Move Along You Can't Handle Me Patch | Embroidered Patches

Move Along You Can't Handle Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me FUN Patch

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me Funny Iron on Patch

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Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

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Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heaven Doesn't Want Me Hell Is Afraid I'll Take Over Funny Iron on Patch

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English Compadre Do You Speak It Patch | Embroidered Patches

English Compadre Do You Speak It Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Fat I'm Just So Sexy It Overflows Funny Iron on Patch

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A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Patch | Embroidered Patches

A Group Of Mistakes Is Called Life Funny Iron on Patch

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Rent Me Hourly or All Night Patch

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I'm A Girl I Don't Need To Make Sense I'm Just Right Patch

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Property Of No One Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of No One Funny Iron on Patch

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Are You Talking To Me Or My Tits Patch | Embroidered Patches

Are You Talking To Me or My Tits Iron on Patch for Ladies

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Bend Over I'll Drive Patch

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Live Laugh Love And If That Doesn't Work Load Aim And Fire Patch

Live Laugh Love and If That Doesn't Work Load Aim and Fire Funny Iron on Patch

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My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Patch

My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Patch

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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

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Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

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Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Patch

Contrary To Popular Belief Nobody Owes You Anything Iron on Morale Patch

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Body By Bacon Patch

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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Red Patch

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

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Black Bikes Matter Patch

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I Don't Crash I just stop with style patch

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Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

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Two Words One Finger Patch

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If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

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Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

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Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

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If It Works Don't Fix It Funny Biker Saying Patch

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See You on The Other Side Biker Patch

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Ice Mocha a Lot of Weed Funny Iron on Patch

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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF Patch

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If You met my Family you Would Understand Patch

If You met my Family you Would Understand Funny Iron on Patch

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Menace to Sobriety Funny Iron on Patch

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God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Patch

God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch

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My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Patch

My Favorite Childhood Memory is My Back Not Hurting Funny Iron on Patch

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Eagles Don't Fly with Pigeons Patch

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Live Free Ride Wild Patch

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What Scares you Excites Me Patch

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A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

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No Uptight Honkeys Funny Iron on Patch

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I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Patch

I Just Want to Feel Wanted By Someone Other Than the Police Funny Iron on Patch

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MAGA Mexicans Always Get Across Funny Iron on Patch

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Where your Off Button Funny Iron on Patch

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Smile It Looks Good on You Iron on Morale Patch

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You Can Kiss My Rebel Ass Patch

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Body under construction Patch

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Just here for the Drinks Funny Iron on Patch

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Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Patch

Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Funny Iron on Patch

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Working Like Crazy to Support The Lazy Patch

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That's What She Said Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Rednecker Than you Funny Iron on Patch

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Pessimistically Optimistic Funny Iron on Patch

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Optimistically Pessimistic Funny Iron on Patch

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Behind Every Successful Women is Herself Patch

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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Patch

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Anti Social Club Member Funny Iron on Patch

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Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Stuff is Fired Patch

Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Stuff is Fired Funny Iron on Patch

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Problem with being beautiful is that all the ugly bitches hate you Patch

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I was born at night Not Last Night Patch

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Sorry If I looked interested I'm Not Patch

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I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA, Donal Trump Patch

I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA Patch

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Emotional Support Patch

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Suck Less Funny Iron on Patch

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Toxic Don't Say I didn't Warn Ya Patch

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Some People are Just Beautifully Wrapped Boxes of Shit Patch

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Warning I cause Safety Briefs Iron on Patch

Warning I cause Safety Briefs Patch

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I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

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All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Dog Patch

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