Funny Sayings

If I agreed with You We would Both be Wrong Patch

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God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

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Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Patch

Nothing is Foolproof to a Sufficiently Talented Fool Funny Iron on Patch

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I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

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Out Of Order Patch

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1st Rule of Gun Safety Don't Piss Me Off Patch

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I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

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You can't fix stupid you can only hope to survive the symptoms Patch

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You're Doing it Wrong Patch

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Free Handmade Black Eyes Patch

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Spank me Hard Fuck me Harder Patch

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A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Patch

A back Rub, Few Shots and Some Great Sex would Be Great Funny Patch

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$2.50

Nobody Cares About Hurting Your Feelings Patch

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Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

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Where is My Burrito Patch

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Body by Burritos Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Be a Douche Patch

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Same Shit Different Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm The Guy with the Gun Patch

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Keep on Keeping On Patch

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$2.50

About to Void the Warranty Patch

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Where your Off Button Funny Iron on Patch

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Life is Short Smile While You Still Have Teeth Patch

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Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Patch

Throw Me to the Wolves and I'll Return Leading the Pack Iron on Morale Patch

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If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Patch

If You are too Open Minded Your Brains Will Fall Out Funny Iron on Patch

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I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch

I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patriotic Iron on Patch

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It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Patch

It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Funny Iron on Patch

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Satisfaction Guaranteed Patch

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I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Patch

I have no feeling or emotions, Just Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

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Body under construction Patch

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Just here for the Drinks Funny Iron on Patch

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FIDO Fuck it drive on Patch

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I only listen to bands you've never heard of Patch

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Weird is a side effect of Being Awesome Patch

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Stop Staring at my Boobs Patch

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Will You Shut up Man Funny Iron on Patch

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I wish all my girlfriends would just get along Patch

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I wish all my boyfriends would just get along Patch

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Livin La Vida Broka Patch

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Free Hugs It's Okay I got the Shot Patch

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Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Patch

Sometimes When I close My Eyes I can't See Funny Iron on Patch

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Doing Nothing is Hard, You never know when you're done Patch

Doing Nothing is Hard, You never know when you're done Funny Iron on Patch

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Please Don't Make me Do Stuff Funny Iron on Patch

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Keep Talking I'm diagnosing you Funny Iron on Patch

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Fuck Me Running Funny Iron on Patch

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Number 1 Bullshit Guy Patch

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That Ain't It Patch

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Hello My Name is Your Boss Funny Iron on Patch

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Hello My Name is That Guy Funny Iron on Patch

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Hello My Name is Karen Funny Iron on Patch

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Pessimistically Optimistic Funny Iron on Patch

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Assembled in USA with Mexican Parts Patch

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$2.50

No You Can't Be First But You can be Next Patch

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Talk to the Hand Patch

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Pay Up Motherfucker Patch

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Locals Only Funny Iron on Patch

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Wrecking Crew Patch

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President of The Piss and Moan Club Patch

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I Hate it When That Happens Funny Iron on Patch

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Hello I'm Here to Piss on your Parade Patch

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$2.50

Thanks I hate it Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Patch

Darker the Berry Sweeter The Juice Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

A fucking Good Time never Hurt Anybody Patch

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$2.50

Gabagool Patch

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$2.50

I prefer my puns intended Patch

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WTF is an Acronym Funny Iron on Patch

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Only Thing Better than Going to bed is going back to bed Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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$2.50

Participation Trophy Wife Patch

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I'm with the Band Funny Iron on Patch

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Two teeth are better than none Patch

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Manamanah Funny Iron on Patch

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Ain't A Road High Enough for me to take Patch

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Cunt Tree AF Funny Iron on Patch

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I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

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$2.50

I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA, Donal Trump Patch

I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA Patch

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$2.50

Duck my Sick Patch

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$2.50

Milf in Training Funny Ladies Patch

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$2.50

Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

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Suck Less Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Funny Saying Patches