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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

I'm here because You Broke Something Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Don't Be a Part of the Problem Be the Whole Problem Patch

Don't Be a Part of the Problem Be the Whole Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Patch | Embroidered Patches

Give Me Head Till I'm Dead Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
One More Beer And I'm All Yours Patch

One More Beer and I'm All Yours Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Where The Hell Is My Medication Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Where The Hell Is My Medication Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Ride Naked Patch

Ride Naked Patch

3.5x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels Patch

Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels and a Motor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Off My Meds Not Sure Who Drives Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Patch | Embroidered Patches

Do I Regret It Yes Would I Do It Again Probably Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

Catholic School Survivor Funny Christian Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Kiss My Ass Patch

Kiss My Ass Patch

3x2.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Patch

I Don't Need Sex Government Fucks Me Daily Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Do Not Expect Warning Shot Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Due To the Price Increase on Ammunition Do Not Expect Warning Shot Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Patch

Therapy Is Expensive Beer Is Cheap Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Hate Being Bipolar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Hate Being Bipolar But It's Awesome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

Life Is Hard It's Harder If You'Re Stupid Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Breastman Patch

Breastman Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Hang Up And Drive Black White Patch | Embroidered Patches

Hang Up and Drive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Are Proof That God Has A Sense Of Humor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
If You Are Agitated Or Confused My Job Here Is Done Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Agitated or Confused My Job Here Is Done Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Nerd Patch

Nerd Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Need A Reason To Do Stupid Things I Need a Place Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Let's Roll Patch | Embroidered Patches

Let's Roll Iron on Fun Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Patch | Embroidered Patches

This Beer Tastes Like I'm Not Going To Work Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Also Available In Sober Patch

Also Available In Sober Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Know License And Registration Patch In Red

I Know I Know License and Registration Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Relax Nothing Is Under Control Patch

Relax Nothing Is Under Control Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Patch

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here We'll Train You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Ride Hard Or Stay Home Black White Patch

Ride Hard or Stay Home Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Patch | Embroidered Patches

Just Because I'm A Gentleman Doesn't Mean I Won't Spank You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Can't Be Good All The Time Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Can't Be Good All The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Patch | Embroidered Patches

There Is Absolutely No Excuse For What I'm About To Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Hashtag Doucebag Patch

Hashtag Doucebag Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
More Balls Than Brains Patch

More Balls Than Brains Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Just Trump It Patch

Just Trump It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Deplorable Trumpster Patch

Deplorable Trumpster Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Fuck Politics Patch

Fuck Politics Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Little Bitch Patch

Little Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Peanut Patch

Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Fuck'em All Patch

Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

I Hate Being Sexy But I'm a Biker So I can't Help it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

Being An Asshole It's What I do Best Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Patch

You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Patch

It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

You've Got to be odd to be Number 1 Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
The Resistance Patch

The Resistance Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

My Blood Type is Biker Positive Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I survived Probation Patch

I survived Probation Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Beer It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore Patch

Beer It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Patch

You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Up and Dressed What More Do you Want Patch

Up and Dressed What More Do you Want Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patch

I'm Republican Because We Can't All Be on Welfare Patriotic Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Patch

I'm Not Gay but My Boyfriend Is Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Patch

You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Patch

Don't Hate me Because I'm Beardiful Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Patch

I'm Sorry my Weed is So Loud I can't Hear Your Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Patch

My Husband Thinks I'm Crazy, But I'm not the one who Married Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Hadouken Patch

Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Retired Drug Dealer Patch

Retired Drug Dealer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

I didn't Choose the Biker Life, The Biker Life Chose Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Patch

You are About to earn your I just got my Ass Kicked Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

God Created Men, Sam Colt Made them Equal Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

I would Say go to Hell but then I would See you Everyday Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Patch

I survive entirely on Caffeine and Hate Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Stupid Oughta Hurt Patch

Stupid Oughta Hurt Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Keep on Keeping On Patch

Keep on Keeping On Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
Asshole Customer Patch

Asshole Customer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Patch

It's a Big Shit Sandwich and We all have to take a Bite Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
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