Funny Sayings

Cash Me Outside Funny Iron on Patch

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Riverbottom Nightmare Band Funny Iron on Patch

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Return To Sender Funny Iron on Patch

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Friend of Dorothy Funny Iron on Patch

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Made in the 10's Patch

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Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Funny Iron on Patch

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Cousin Love Patch

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This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

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This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

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I Smell Hippies Patch

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You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Iron on Patch

You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Patch

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If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Iron on Patch

If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Patch

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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

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I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

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Not The Medic Patch

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I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Iron on Patch

I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Patch

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I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

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I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

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If Only Common Sense was more Common Iron on Patch

If Only Common Sense was more Common Patch

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I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

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Let's Accelerate Patch

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I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

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I think therefore I am Patch

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Warning I cause Safety Briefs Iron on Patch

Warning I cause Safety Briefs Patch

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That's What I do I drink and I know Things Iron on Patch

That's What I do I drink and I know Things Patch

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Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

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Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Iron on Patch

Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Patch

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Devil Dog Patch

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Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

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Cuck Iron on Patch

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Redneck Iron on Patch

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Emotional Support Patch

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Country Boy Patch

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Made in the 20's Patch

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Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

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Pure Evil Patch

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Organic Patch

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Southern Belle Patch

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I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

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Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Iron on Patch

Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Patch

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My Life feels Like a test I didn't Study For Patch

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Show me The Butthole Patch

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Shit Show Supervisor Patch

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No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

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I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

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Uncle Fucker Patch

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Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

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When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Iron on Patch

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Privileged Patch

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If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

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I told you I was sick Patch

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I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

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Hold My Drink I've Got to Pet this Dog Patch

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For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

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Well My Mom was Right About Everything Patch

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What's the Sitch Patch

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Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

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Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just not to me Patch

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See you in my DMs Patch

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Queen of the Universe Patch

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I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

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All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Cat Patch

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Liberals Are What Happens When You Tell Every Child They're Special Patch

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I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

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All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Dog Patch

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Being 20 in the 70s was way more fun that being 70 in the 20s Patch

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One Nation Under Inflation Patch

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On The Spectrum Patch

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Physically Fit and Tattooed as Shit Patch

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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Patch

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If it was inappropriate I probably Said it Patch

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Support Drunk Times Patch

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Smile Tomorrow will be Worse Patch

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If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

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Hello My name is Mr. Fix it All Patch

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It's a Beautiful Day to be Antisocial Patch

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That's What I do I fix Stuff and I know things Patch

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I would lose weight but I hate losing Patch

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Shenanigan Enthusiast Patch

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Drinks Well with Others Patch

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Funny Saying Patches