Funny Sayings

Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

You are not my Supervisor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Patch

I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Patch

My Girlfriend's Husband is Overseas Fighting For Your Freedom Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50$1 Save 60%

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Stay Sext Don't Get Murdered Iron on Patch

Stay Sexy Don't Get Murdered Iron on Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50

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Optimistically Pessimistic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Assembled in USA with Chinese Parts Patch

Assembled in USA with Chinese Parts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Patch

I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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Cash Me Outside Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Riverbottom Nightmare Band Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Return To Sender Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Friend of Dorothy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Made in the 10's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

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Roofies Make My Pussy Soar Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Cousin Love Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

This Ain't My Fucking Hat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

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I Smell Hippies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Iron on Patch

You Read My Patch That's Enough Social Interaction for One Day Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Iron on Patch

If at first you don't Succeed Try Doing it the Way I told you to Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I hate Everyone Equally Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Not The Medic Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

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I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Iron on Patch

I don't snore I dream I'm a Tractor Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I'll Bring the Shovel Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I have Boobs So I Win Iron on Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1

$2.50

If Only Common Sense was more Common Iron on Patch

If Only Common Sense was more Common Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I'll Cut a Bitch Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Let's Accelerate Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

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I'll Shoot a Bitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I think therefore I am Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Warning I cause Safety Briefs Iron on Patch

Warning I cause Safety Briefs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

That's What I do I drink and I know Things Iron on Patch

That's What I do I drink and I know Things Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Two Words Maiden America Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Iron on Patch

Your Village Called They Want Their Idiot Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Devil Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Dirty Dog Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Cuck Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Redneck Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Emotional Support Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Country Boy Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Made in the 20's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Hello I'm trying my Best Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Pure Evil Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Organic Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Southern Belle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I identify as non Bidenary Iron on Patch

I identify as non Bidenary Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Iron on Patch

Like a Blind Guy at an Orgy You have to feel things out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

My Life feels Like a test I didn't Study For Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Show me The Butthole Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Shit Show Supervisor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I need a Speed Bump between my Brain and my Mouth Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Uncle Fucker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Sort Your Fucking Shit Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Iron on Patch

When Was the Last Time You've Been Reckoned with Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Privileged Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I told you I was sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

I Always carry a Knife in my Pocket You know incase there is cheesecake or something Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Hold My Drink I've Got to Pet this Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

For Those I love I will do Great and Terrible Things Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Well My Mom was Right About Everything Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

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What's the Sitch Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Most Important Things in Life Just Require a Deep Breath and a Long Ride with Friends Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just not to me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

See you in my DMs Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Queen of the Universe Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I Plan to Live Forever so Far So Good Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Cat Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Liberals Are What Happens When You Tell Every Child They're Special Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I'm Definitely Going to Hell with The Best Stories to Tell Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

All I want is to Settle Down with a very wealthy Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Being 20 in the 70s was way more fun that being 70 in the 20s Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

One Nation Under Inflation Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

On The Spectrum Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

Funny Saying Patches