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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

I'm with the Band Patch

I'm with the Band Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Two teeth are better than none Patch

Two teeth are better than none Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Manamanah Patch

Manamanah Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Ain't A Road High Enough for me to take Patch

Ain't A Road High Enough for me to take Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Cunt Tree AF Patch

Cunt Tree AF Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.99
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I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

I've Been Doing Cowboy Shit All Day Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA, Donal Trump Patch

I Got my Blood Tested, Doc Said it wasn't DNA, It Was USA Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Duck my Sick Patch

Duck my Sick Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Milf in Training Patch

Milf in Training Funny Ladies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

Opps I'm Sad Again Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Suck Less Patch

Suck Less Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Like 106% Tired Patch

I'm Like 106% Tired Funny Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Please Don't Pet Me I'm Trying to Work Here Patch

Please Don't Pet Me I'm Trying to Work Here Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

This Ain't My Fucking Jacket Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Permanently Tired Patch

Permanently Tired Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

Some Call It Adventure I Call It My Way Of Life Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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There are no Atheists in Foxholes Patch

There are no Atheists in Foxholes Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Deep Down I am Shallow Patch

Deep Down I am Shallow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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BMM Black Money Matters Patch

BMM Black Money Matters Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

Biker Rules Always Double Tap Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels Patch

Forget The Bullshit All About 2 Wheels and a Motor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Patch | Embroidered Patches

For A Small Town It Sure Has A Lot Of Assholes Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.99
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Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $2.50
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You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch

You Look Like I Need Another Drink Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I Love Zombies Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Zombies Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Gimp Patch

Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Zombie Hunter Stripe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Zombie Hunter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1.99
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Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me FUN Patch

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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English Compadre Do You Speak It Patch | Embroidered Patches

English Compadre Do You Speak It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug And Eat CheeseCake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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It's Not Personal It's Just Business Patch

It's Not Personal It's Just Business Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Cancel cancel Culture Patch

Cancel cancel Culture Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Patch

I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Only A Bastard Like Me Could Love A Bitch Like Her Patch

Only A Bastard Like Me Could Love A Bitch Like Her Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hashtag Summerbod Patch

Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Hashtag Doucebag Patch

Hashtag Doucebag Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Just Trump It Patch

Just Trump It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Things Just Got Weird Patch

Things Just Got Weird Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Life Begins at 40 Patch

Life Begins at 40 Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.99
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Peanut Patch

Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Fuck The Kingsguard Fuck the City Fuck The King and Fuck you too Patch

Fuck The Kingsguard Fuck the City Fuck The King and Fuck you too Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Patch

It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Hooter Inspector Patch

Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Made in the 00's Patch

Made in the 00's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Totally Tubular Patch

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Efficiency is Clever Laziness Patch

Efficiency is Clever Laziness Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I Got My Own Back Patch

I Got My Own Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Patch

Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Shut up The Fuck You Must Patch

Shut up The Fuck You Must Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Patch

You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Patch

Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Patch

I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Patch

Thousands of My Potential Children Died on Your Daughter's Face Last Night Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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If You Have a Whistle Now is The Time Patch

If You Have a Whistle Now is The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Menace to Serenity Patch

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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This is My Clone Patch

This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Patch

You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Yes Please Patch

Yes Please Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Heavens to Betsy Patch

Heavens to Betsy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Patch

Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Patch

You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Come Crappy Leave Happy Patch

Come Crappy Leave Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $2.50
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Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Patch

God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.99
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