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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Patch

I Drink To Make You More Interesting Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1
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Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Patch | Embroidered Patches

Mistaken Me For Someone Who Cares Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
You Look Like I Need Another Drink Patch

You Look Like I Need Another Drink Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Yolo Patch | Embroidered Patches

Yolo Iron on Morale Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Used To Have Super Powers But My Therapist Took Them Away Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Silence Better Than Bullshit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Silence Better Than Bullshit Iron on Morale Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Patch | Embroidered Patches

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Running Out Of Beer Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Gimp Patch

Gimp Funny Iron on Patch

3.5x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Zombie Hunter Stripe Patch | Embroidered Patches

Zombie Hunter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me FUN Patch

Smells Like Bovine Feces To Me Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not An Accurate Representation Of White People Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
English Compadre Do You Speak It Patch | Embroidered Patches

English Compadre Do You Speak It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Think My Problem Is That I Have Really Fantastic Bad Ideas Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug And Eat CheeseCake Patch | Embroidered Patches

Sometimes I Wrestle With My Inner Demons Other Times We Just Hug and Eat Cheesecake Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
It's Not Personal It's Just Business Patch

It's Not Personal It's Just Business Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Cancel cancel Culture Patch

Cancel cancel Culture Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not A Nerd I'm Just Smarter Than You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Patch

I Can Feel Myself Getting Dumber Just By Listening To You Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Hashtag Summerbod Patch

Hashtag Summerbod Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Hashtag Doucebag Patch

Hashtag Doucebag Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Just Trump It Patch

Just Trump It Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

A Cousin a Day keeps the Boredom Away Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Things Just Got Weird Patch

Things Just Got Weird Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Life Begins at 40 Patch

Life Begins at 40 Iron on Morale Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Peanut Patch

Peanut Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Fuck The Kingsguard Fuck the City Fuck The King and Fuck you too Patch

Fuck The Kingsguard Fuck the City Fuck The King and Fuck you too Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Patch

It's Okay if You Disagree with Me I can't Force You to Be Right Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Patch

Never Take Advice From Me You'll End Up Drunk Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Hooter Inspector Patch

Hooter Inspector Naughty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Made in the 00's Patch

Made in the 00's Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Totally Tubular Patch

Totally Tubular Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Efficiency is Clever Laziness Patch

Efficiency is Clever Laziness Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
I Got My Own Back Patch

I Got My Own Back Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

Wannabe Lap Dog Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Patch

Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Shut up The Fuck You Must Patch

Shut up The Fuck You Must Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Patch

You Are Not Promised Tomorrow So Have That Beer Today Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Patch

Power Flows From the Barrel of a Gun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Patch

I'm Staging an Epic Comeback Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
If You Have a Whistle Now is The Time Patch

If You Have a Whistle Now is The Time Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Menace to Serenity Patch

Menace to Serenity Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
This is My Clone Patch

This is My Clone Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Patch

You Can't Have Manslaughter without Laughter Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Heavens to Betsy Patch

Heavens to Betsy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Patch

Ohh Hell And Jesus Help me Holy Ghost Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Patch

You are a Genius At Not Being Smart Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Come Crappy Leave Happy Patch

Come Crappy Leave Happy Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Patch

Give me Vodka or Give Me Death Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Patch

My Dad is Better Than Your Dad Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
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Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Patch

Suffering from a double dose of Original Sin Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Patch

God Created the World Everything Else is Made in China Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Mother Nature Makes me Wet Patch

Mother Nature Makes me Wet Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Life Begins at 60 Patch

Life Begins at 60 Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.25
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Hadouken Patch

Hadouken Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
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Libtard Patch

Libtard Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

When Life throws you a curve, Lean into it, Pick your line and keep your weight over the outside Peg Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Patch

If Government is the Answer It was a Stupid Question Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Live Free Ride Wild Patch

Live Free Ride Wild Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

It's not the Journey It's How Fast you can take the Curves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Patch

If we are Going to go Socialist at least Give us Vodka Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
I had a handle on Life but I broke it Patch

I had a handle on Life but I broke it Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Don't Be Stupid Patch

Don't Be Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Patch

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm no Stunt Driver Biker Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Patch

When I drink I break out in Handcuffs Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Dumb Ass You Are Patch

Dumb Ass You Are Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Life Gets Complicated GO RIDING Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

Without Assholes We Would All be Full of Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
You are not my Supervisor Patch

You are not my Supervisor Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Patch

I Want to Lose Weight But I Don't Want to Get Caught in one of those Eat Right and Exercise Scams Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Patch

I Married my Best Friend My Wife is Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Karen Patch

Karen Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

Fuck you 2020 Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Stay Sext Don't Get Murdered Iron on Patch

Stay Sexy Don't Get Murdered Iron on Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

Hello My Name is Jail Bait Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Optimistically Pessimistic Patch

Optimistically Pessimistic Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Assembled in USA with Chinese Parts Patch

Assembled in USA with Chinese Parts Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Patch

I'm What Bruce Willis Was Talking About Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1.50 Save 40%
Patches Saying Patches Funny Sayings