Funny Sayings

Live Laugh Love Patch

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Armed With A Dangerous Mind Iron on Morale Patch

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Life is Short Choose Happiness Patch

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If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Patch

If I Had Known I Would Live This Long I Would've Taken Better Care Of My Body Funny Iron on Patch

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I Can Read Your Mind You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Patch

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Bend Over I'll Drive Patch

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Only A Bitch Like Me Could Love A Bastard Like Him Patch

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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional Grandma Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Patch

A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Ass Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Patch

I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm Funny Iron on Patch

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My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Patch

My Alone Time Is Sometimes For Your Safety Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Patch

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Maybe You'll Find A Brain Back There Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

My Boobs Aren't Small They Are Just Low Fat Patch

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$2.50

In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

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Living in the New World with an Old Soul Patch

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Hashtag Bad Girl Patch

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I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Patch

I'm Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Let's Get Drunk Make Mistakes and Blame It On The Alcohol Patch

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Beast Mode Mode On Funny Iron on Patch

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Sexy Mode ON OFF Patch

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$2.50

Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25

$2.50

Bacon Beer Boobs Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

I Make Beer Disappear Funny Iron on Patch

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Currently Unable To Give A Shit Funny Iron on Patch

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Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me Patch

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$2.50

Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch

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$2.50

Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Patch

Whoever Said Less Is More Clearly Wasn't A Whiskey Drinker Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Good Girl Gone Bad Patch

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American By Birth Asshole By Choice Patch

American By Birth Asshole By Choice Naughty Patch

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More Balls Than Brains Funny Iron on Patch

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Fresh Out Of Fucks To Give Patch

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Whoop Dee Fuckin Do Patch

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Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Patch

Everyone Has An Asshole Friend If You Don't You Are The Asshole Naughty Iron on Patch

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$2.50

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Patch

Don't Like My Attitude Call 1 800 Eat Shit Naughty Patch

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$2.50

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Patch

I Don't Have A Short Temper I Just Have A Quick Reaction To Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Patch

Therapy Has Taught Me That It's All Your Fault Funny Iron on Patch

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Yes I Bite But I've Had My Shots Funny Iron on Patch

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Merica Fuck Yeah Patch

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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Iron on Morale Patch

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I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Patch

I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Is it Still By The People For the People Patch

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Fuck Politics Naughty Iron on Patch

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Ohh Don't Be Such a Richard Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Patch

I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Funny Iron on Patch

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Aren't I Just a Ray of Fucking Sunshine Patch

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Slightly Used But Still in Excellent Condition Patch

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None of My Personalities Like You Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Way too Psychotic Funny Iron on Patch

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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

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Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

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Honk if You've Never Seen a Gun Fired from a Motorcycle Orange Patch

Honk if You've Never Seen a Gun Fired from a Motorcycle Patch

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Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Red Patch

Honk If you've never seen a gun fired from a motorcycle Patch

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I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Patch

I wish more of My Handcuff Stories involved Sex and Not Cops Funny Iron on Patch

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Blame it on the Whiskey Funny Iron on Patch

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We'll Be Best Friends Forever Because You Already Know Too Much Patch

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Medium Speed Some Drag Patch

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The Only Running I do is Running Out of Money Patch

The Only Running I do is Running Out of Money Funny Iron on Patch

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Tequila Makes My Pussy Sore Patch

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Kiss Me Where it Smells Funny Patch

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Fuck'em All Naughty Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

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Stomp My Flag and I'll Stomp Your Ass Patch

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Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Patch

Inhale the Good Shit Exhale The Bullshit Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Scare me I Poop Easily Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Two Words One Finger Patch

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$2.50

No Fat Chicks The Fender Will Bend Patch

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Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

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You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Patch

You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Biker Patch

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Nothing Like a Woman with a Brilliant Mind a Filthy Mouth and a Tight Pussy Patch

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If It's too Loud You are Too Old Patch

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Body By Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead Patch

When You are Dead You Don't Know That You are Dead. It's the same thing when you are Stupid Patch

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$2.50

You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Patch

You Cannot Imagine The Immensity of The Fuck I Do Not Give Funny Iron on Patch

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Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Patch

Once in a While Something Amazing Comes Along Well, Here I am Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Patch

I've Had My Patience Tested I'm Negative Funny Iron on Patch

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$2.50

Some Will Never Like and I Will Never Give A Fuck Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1

$2.50

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Patch

Never Laugh at your Wife's Choices You are one of them Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25

$2.50

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Patch

I tried Normal Once It wasn't my Forte Funny Iron on Patch

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