Funny Sayings

If you Can Count Your Tattoos You Don't Have Enough Patch

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Queen of the Universe Patch

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The Road is my Therapy Patch

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May All Your Ups and Downs be in Bed Patch

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Privileged Patch

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If at First You Don't Succeed Redefine Success Patch

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Warning I void warranties Patch

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It Gets Worse before it gets worse Patch

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I'm Such An Asshole Funny Iron on Patch

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Hard Tight and Fast The Only Way To Ride Patch

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Will Fuck For Beer Funny Iron on Patch

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I Beat Anorexia Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Beat Anorexia Funny Iron on Patch

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Think I'm Fucked Up? Did You See The Kids Funny Iron on Patch

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Shit Happens No English Patch | Embroidered Patches

When Shit Happens I Speak No English Funny Iron on Patch

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Big Bad Wolf Funny Iron on Patch

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Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

Amazingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit Funny Naughty Patch

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Penny For You Thoughts Dollar If You Flash Me Patch

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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Patch

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Naughty Patch

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2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Funny Biker Patch

98 Percent of Harleys Sold are Still On The Road Only 2 Percent Of Harleys Made It Home Patch

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Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Patch

Don't Steal Government Hates Competition Funny Iron on Patch

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Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Patch

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Start None There Won't Be None Iron on Morale Patch

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Rehab Is For Quitters Patch | Funny Quote Phrase Saying Patches

Rehab Is For Quitters Funny Iron on Patch

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Devil Inside Patch | Embroidered Patches

Devil Inside Funny Iron on Patch

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I Love How Stupid You Are Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love How Stupid You Are Makes me Feeling Like a Fucking Genius Naughty Iron on Patch

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Gun In Hand Better Than Cop On Phone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Gun In Hand Better is Better Than Cop On Phone Patch

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All Grown Up And Still Fascinated About Nipples Patch

All Grown Up and Still Fascinated About Nipples Naughty Patch

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If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm A Virgin But This Patch Is Old

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Milf Patch

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Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Patch | Embroidered Patches

Here I Am Other 2 Wishes Funny Iron on Patch

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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Funny Saying Patch

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Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The Dark Side We Lied About The Cookies Funny Iron on Patch

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Support Your Local Paramedic Patch | Embroidered Patches

Support Your Local Paramedic Text and Drive Patch

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Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You Funny Patch

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I Love My Crazy Life Iron on Morale Patch

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Respect Is Earned Beatings Are Free Funny Patch

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I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep Or To Punch Someone In The Face Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Not Sure If I Need Sex Sleep or To Punch Someone In The Face Funny Iron on Patch

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I Make Shit Happen Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Make Shit Happen Funny Iron on Patch

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Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Vietnam Vet Patch | US Military Vietnam Veteran Patches

Warning Boocoo Dinky Dau Patch

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It Is What It Is Patch In Red | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Iron on Morale Patch In Red

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Kick Ass Girl Patch

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Some Will Never Like Me And I Will Never Give A Damn Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Will Never Like Me and I Will Never Give A Damn Funny Iron on Patch

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Warning Fart Zone Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Fart Zone Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Sorry I Don't Speak Whinese Patch

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I'm Awesome Don't Question It Deal With It Patch

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Property Of An Awesome Wife Patch | Embroidered Patches

Property Of An Awesome Wife Funny Iron on Patch

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Property Of An Awesome Husband Patch

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If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Obey All The Rules You'll Miss All The Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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Naughty Girls Have More Fun Patch

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Armed With A Dangerous Mind Iron on Morale Patch

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I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Patch

I'm Not Retired I'm A Professional GrandPa Funny Iron on Patch

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In Dog Beers I've Only Had 1 Funny Patch

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Let's Get Drunk Make Mistakes and Blame It On The Alcohol Patch

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If I'm Going To Hell I'm Riding My Motorcycle Patch

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Once Upon A Time Fuck You The End Patch

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I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Patch

I Just Want Someone To Love Me For The True Asshole That I Am Naughty Iron on Patch

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Proud Deplorable American Funny Iron on Patch

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In Order to Be Insulted I would gave to Value your Opinion Patch

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Wrecking Crew Patch

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Ohh Don't Be Such a Richard Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Patch

I'm Not Stubborn My Way is Just Better Funny Iron on Patch

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Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Patch

Better To Be Full Of Whiskey Than Full of Shit Funny Iron on Patch

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Honk if You've Never Seen a Gun Fired from a Motorcycle Orange Patch

Honk if You've Never Seen a Gun Fired from a Motorcycle Patch

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Life Begins at 40 Iron on Morale Patch

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Number 1 Cause of Stress Is Giving a Fuck Patch

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Be a Flirt Lift That Skirt Patch

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You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Patch

You can Save a Horse and Ride This Cowboy Biker Patch

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GOBB Grumpy Old Biker Bastard Patch

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I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Patch

I would Explain It to You But I'm all out of Puppets And Crayons Funny Iron on Patch

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All You Need is Love And a Dog Morale Patch

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I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patch

I Speak English Eat Meat Shoot my Gun Patriotic Iron on Patch

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Gone Crazy Be Back Soon Funny Iron on Patch

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I Got My Own Back Patch

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Waterboarding It's How We Baptize the Terrorists Patch

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Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Patch

Gun's Don't Kill People Husbands with Pretty Wives Do Funny Iron on Patch

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Shut up The Fuck You Must Funny Iron on Patch

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I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Patch

I don't Work out much But My Beard Lifts Skirts Funny Iron on Patch

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Long Live the Beard Iron on Morale Patch

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I live to Offend Funny Iron on Patch

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