Funny Sayings

Freedom Has a Nice Right to It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

Freedom Has a Nice Ring To It and a Bit of a Recoil Patch

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My Life is a Series of WTF Moments separated by Snacks Patch

My Life is a Series of WTF Moments separated by Snacks Funny Iron on Patch

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I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Iron on Patch

I'm a Bad Influence but Damn I'm Fun Patch

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Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Funny Iron on Patch

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Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Needs Big Tits When You Got An Ass Like This Patch

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Warning: This Vet Is Medicated For Your Protection Patch

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I May Look Calm But I Killed You Three Times Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I May Look Calm But In My Head I Already Killed You Three Times Patch

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High Society Patch | Embroidered Pot Patches

High Society Funny Iron on Patch

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I Don't Have My Own Bike But I Do Have My Own Biker Patch

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Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

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I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch

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Emotional Support Human Patch

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I'm not a Taxidermist but I'll Gladly Stuff your Beaver Patch

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Nobody Cares Work Harder Patch

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There are two genders a wide range of Mental Disorders Patch

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Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Funny Iron on Patch

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Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

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Fuck It Let's Ride Patch

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Damn I Got Old Quick Funny Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Damn I Got Old Quick Patch

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God Guns and Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch

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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Patch

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Bearded For Her Pleasure Patch

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I'm with the Band Funny Iron on Patch

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Fuck You I Have Enough Friends Patch

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I Eat Pussy and I Stutter Patch

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357 Beats 911 Patch

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Relax God Is In Control Patch

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I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Don't Discriminate I Hate Everyone Funny Iron on Patch

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Big Daddy Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Big Daddy Patch

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I'm The Christian Satan Warned You About Patch

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I Like My Bike Clean and Women Dirty Patch

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Made in the 80s Novelty Iron on Patch

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Emotionally Damaged Patch

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I love my hot wife Patch

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Official Asshole Patch

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Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm As Confused As Baby In Topless Bar Patch

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Sorry Im Allergic To Bullshit Patch

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Proud To Be A Gun Toting American Patch

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You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Patch

You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions Funny Iron on Patch

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Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

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Trust Loyalty and Respect Fuck up 1 Lose all 3 Patch

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Route 69 Patch

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This Bitch Rides Her Own Bike Patch

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I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Patch

I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Funny Iron on Patch

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I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up Patch

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Some People Ride The Crazy Train I drive that Motherfucker Patch

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You Can't Make This Shit Up Funny Iron on Patch

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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Patch

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No Hablo Fucktardo Patch

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I Like You I Will Kill You Last Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like You I Will Kill You Last Funny Iron on Patch

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My Other Toy Has Tits Patch

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Shit Happens Patch

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Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At Me Patch

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Dont Fuck With Me I Fuck Back Patch

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Cute But Psycho Patch

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I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

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I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Patch

I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Limited Edition Iron on Morale Patch

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The Path To Inner Peace Begins with Four Words Not My Fucking Problem Patch

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Sometimes I have to Tell Myself It's Just not Worth The Jail Time Patch

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Nipples Make Me Smile Patch

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Thicker the Thighs Sweeter the Prize Patch

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Sesame Street Didn't Prepare me for any of this shit Patch

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Tell Your Cat I said PSPSPS Iron on Patch

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If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Iron on Patch

If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Patch

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Shenanigan Enthusiast Patch

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Drinks Well with Others Patch

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It Only Seems Kinky The First Time Patch

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It's A Beautiful Day Now Watch Some Asshole Fuck It Up Patch

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Vaginaterian Patch

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Fuck Off We Are Full Patch

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I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Still Hot It Just Comes In Flashes Funny Iron on Patch

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Some People Need A Pat On The Head With A Hammer Patch

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I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

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Life Is More Enjoyable Now That I Don't Give A Fuck Anymore Fun Patch

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My Dog Is Cooler Than Most People Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

My Dog Is Cooler Than Most People Funny Iron on Patch

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Warning Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Heavily Armed Easily Pissed Funny Iron on Patch

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This Is What An Awesome Grandpa Looks Like Patch

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Bitch Mode On Patch

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I will not comply Iron on Morale Patch

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Fuck you Karen Iron on Patch

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