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Funny Saying Patches

Find all the saying patches are funny in nature. If you come across one that you don't find funny it's okay, not everyone in the world has the same sense of humor. Purpose of these patches are to have a laugh, they are made for fun. They are not intended to spread hate. If that's what you think then lighten up, you'll live longer if you don't let every little thing get to you. Learn to ignore things that you don't find funny when others might find it funny. Enjoy these funny saying patches, these are stock items, they are not made on demand. We have the stock to ship them out to you the day you place your order. We do have a cut off time, you'll know at shopping cart page if your order will ship out today or the next business day. RIDE SAFE.

Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Are Going to Ride My Ass At Least Pull Me Hair Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50
You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Say I'm A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suck It Up Butter Cup Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Honk If You've Never Seen A Gun Fired From A Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Honk If You've Never Seen A Gun Fired From A Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Like My Bike Clean And Women Dirty Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Like My Bike Clean and Women Dirty Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch | Embroidered Patches

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
Boobies Make Me Smile Patch | Embroidered Patches

Boobies Make Me Smile Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Not My Problem Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

Straight Outta Fucks To Give Patch

3.5x2.2 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
But Did you Die Patch

But Did you Die Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Mama Say's I'm Special Patch

Mama Say's I'm Special Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

I am a Huge Fan of Inappropriate Behavior Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Ringmaster of the Shitshow Patch

Ringmaster of the Shitshow Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Made in the 60s Patch

Made in the 60s Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
That is a terrible Idea When Do We Start Patch

That is a terrible Idea When Do We Start Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I licked it so It's mine Patch

I licked it so It's mine Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50 #5 in Funny Patches
My Life is a Series of WTF Moments separated by Snacks Patch

My Life is a Series of WTF Moments separated by Snacks Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

1 Percent Angel 99 Percent Bitch Patch

3.75x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
High Maintenance Patch | Embroidered Patches

High Maintenance Patch

4x1 inch as low as $1
$2.50
Crazy Bitch Patch | Embroidered Patches

Crazy Bitch Patch

4x1 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
It Is What It Is Patch | Embroidered Patches

It Is What It Is Patch

3.5x1 inch +1 colors as low as $0.75
$2.50
Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Iron on Patch

Good Judgement Comes from experience and a lot of that comes from Bad Judgement Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch | Embroidered Patches

Some Need Therapy I Have My Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
I don't Work Here Iron on Patch

I don't Work Here Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Abcdefucku Patch

Abcdefucku Patch

3x1.25 inch as low as $0.75
$2.50
I Love Boobies Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

I Love Boobies Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Peace Was Never an Option Iron on Patch

Peace Was Never an Option Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

I'm Too Old For This Shit Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Brain the the most important Organ -Says The Brain Iron on Patch

Brain the the most important Organ -Says The Brain Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Funny Patch | Embroidered Patches

You My Friend Should Have Been Swallowed Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Build Your Own Dreams or Else Someone Will Hire you to Build Theirs Iron on Patch

Build Your Own Dreams or Else Someone Will Hire you to Build Theirs Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Welcome To The ShitShow Fun Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
It Will Probably Get Worse Iron on Patch

It Will Probably Get Worse Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Free Mustache Rides Patch | Embroidered Patches

Free Mustache Rides Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I AM Iron on Patch

Not All those Who Wander are Lost But I am Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch | Embroidered Patches

Bikers Don't Go Gray We Turn Chrome Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
After this we are getting Tacos Iron on Patch

After this we are getting Tacos Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Fuck Off We Are Full Patch

Fuck Off We Are Full Patch

4x2.5 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

I'm A Biker Grandma Just Like A Normal Grandma Except Much Cooler Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
You're not the Boss of Me Iron on Patch

You're not the Boss of Me Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Patch

I'm Sorry For Calling You Stupid I Thought You Already Knew Funny Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

I came I saw I forgot What I was doing Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch With Pink

I May Need Men For Somethings But Riding A Motorcycle Is Not One Of Them Patch

4x1.5 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
God Guns and Gas Stoves Iron on Patch

God Guns and Gas Stoves Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

I see no Good Reason to Act my Age Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Let me Talk to your Supervisor Iron on Patch

Let me Talk to your Supervisor Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Loud Pipes Save Lives Red Patch

Loud Pipes Save Lives Patch

4x1.5 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Iron on Patch

We have two ears and one mouth for a reason Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Don't Snore I dream i'm a Motorcycle Patch

I Don't Snore I dream I'm a Motorcycle Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Free Range Iron on Patch

Free Range Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Made in the 70s Patch

Made in the 70s Novelty Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
God Guns And Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

God Guns and Guts Made America Let's Keep All Three Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Cage Free Iron on Patch

Cage Free Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Fuck Biden and Fuck You for Voting for Him Patch

Fuck Biden and Fuck You for Voting for Him Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1
$2.50$1 Save 60%
I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Iron on Patch

I'll be Your Huckle Bearer Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it patch

I never dreamed I would become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
The Real Pandemic is How Stupid Everyone is Iron on Patch

The Real Pandemic is How Stupid Everyone is Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Hello My Name is Trouble Patch

Hello My Name is Trouble Funny Iron on Patch

3x2 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
Simp Iron on Patch

Simp Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Mean and People Think I'm Joking Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

I Hope Something Good Happens to you Today Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Official Asshole Patch | Embroidered Patches

Official Asshole Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Luck has the Smell of Perspiration Iron on Patch

Luck has the Smell of Perspiration Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Ride It Like You Stole It Funny Biker Patch | Embroidered Patches

Ride It Like You Stole It Patch

4x1.75 inch +2 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
Peace Was Never an Option Duck with Knife Iron on Patch

Peace Was Never an Option Duck with Knife Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch | Embroidered Patches

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Funny Iron on Patch

4x2 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
No Lives Matter You are all cunts Fuck you Iron on Patch

No Lives Matter You are all cunts Fuck you Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Can Read This You Are Too Damn Close Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Iron on Patch

If you never Fuck around you'll Never Find Out Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch | Embroidered Patches

Suffering From CRS Can't Remember Shit Patch

4x1.75 inch +1 colors as low as $1.25
$2.50
There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

There is a Fuckery Afoot Iron on Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
You Can't Fix Stupid Patch | Embroidered Patches

You Can't Fix Stupid Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Iron on Patch

I don't make jokes I just watch the Government and Report the Facts Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50$1.25 Save 50%
If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch | Embroidered Patches

If You Don't Ride In The Rain You Don't Ride Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Who Needs Tits With This Ass Patch | Embroidered Patches

Who Needs Big Tits When You Got An Ass Like This Patch

4x1.25 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost Too Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Relax God Is In Control Patch | Embroidered Patches

Relax God Is In Control Patch

4x1.5 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Patch | Embroidered Patches

Warning Educated Black Woman Fun Funny Iron on Patch

3x2.5 inch as low as $1.75
$2.50
ATF Should Be A Convenience Store Funny Saying Patch | Embroidered Patches

ATF, Alcohol Tobacco Firearms, Should Be A Convenience Store, Not a Government Agency Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.25
$2.50
Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man Patch | US Military Veteran Patches

Don't Pick A Fight With An Old Man If He's Too Old to Fight He'll Just Kill You Patch

4x1.75 inch as low as $1.50
$2.50
Patches Saying Patches Funny Sayings